Grew my hair long because she asked me to.
She stopped going out with me.
I kept growing it, and wasn’t successful with women until I got it cut.
Cristina Gottardi
I still cringe at the memory.
2.Enrolled in the same Uni, she stopped talking to me 2 weeks later.
She tells me one day that shes sick so I do the only logical thing.
4.Grew my hair long because she asked me to.
She stopped going out with me.
I kept growing it, and wasnt successful with women until I got it cut.
5.Was in a long-distance relationship with her.
Turns out she was just playing with me.
8.I let my high school girlfriend drive my car, and she rear-ended someone at a stop light.
She panicked, and talked me into swapping seats with her and talking the blame for it.
So she wrecked my car, and my driving record.
9.Wrote a fucking poem in a word document and emailed her.
I spent 2-3 hours round trip in the car every day for over 2 years.
11.Paid for a girlfriend to go on holiday with me to see my father in Singapore.
I used all my savings from the shitty weekend job.
She was my supervisor but apparently didnt have any money.
Turns out she had over 4K in the bank but she just wanted me to pay for it all.
12.Cute girl challenged me to race across a body of water.
I barely know how to swim and almost drowned.
2 years later, same thing, different girl.
13.Spent $7500 on a car for her.
It was a VW Golf she had always talked about wanting to buy.
She wrecked it less than a month later on her way to one of her other boyfriends house…
Karma is a pain.
14.I tried impressing a girl with fire.
Ended up being rushed to the hospital with burns all over my hands and arms.
I got a pity hug a couple of days later by her.
Long term, long distance relationship.
She dumped me shortly thereafter.
I dumped Mormonism shortly thereafter.
20.I gave my trust to a girl who was still keeping contact with her ex.
Yeah, that relationship didnt end really well.
21.I let an ex girlfriend move in with me because she wanted freedom from her mom at home.
She fucked some other dude in my bed while I was at work.
22.I stayed with her after getting cheated on… multiple times.
Guess what was cheated on again.
She decided that she would cheat with my best friend… who was living in the same place.
Maybe proximity played a part in it?
Not to be trusted.
23.I made a mix tape of me singing 90s cheesy love songs.
24.Into this hippie chick I college.
End of the day, we ended up dating for about 1.5 years.
25.I bought a girl an iPod Touch to attempt to get her to like me.
Its one of the cringiest things I ever did in my life.
I tried to ask her on a date while explaining the box and its contents.
She took the box, smiled and said thanks, but we never went on a date.
27.I was lead on and friend zone by a girl not too long ago.
She made it seemed like she was interested in me but in reality she only wanted emotional comfort.
The stupid thing is that Id cancel a lot of my plans just to be with this girl.
Only for her to bail on me and sleep with other people.
Now shes pregnant and engaged to some dude she met a few months ago.
The conversation went what?
I didnt sneeze oh… my bad.
29.She told me she needed some time to think.
Then left it on her doorstep.
She blocked me on her phone.
In 3rd year of university.
32.I intentionally threw multiple games of Uno to let a girl think she was amazing at the game.
33.Agreed to date her even though she wasnt ready.
Didnt know at the time that meant Id just be her filler dick.
He misspelled her name.
35.I lost 70 pounds.
Broke up with me after a year.
I wanted to make her think I was cool but instead I made her think I was an ass.
39.The girl I lost my virginity to.
I thought it was love but looking back it was pure lust.
41.I made a rap.
No, I genuinely am too cringed about it to post it.
43.Gave her a chocolate bar with the golden ticket to go out with me… 44.This girl I really likes ages ago didnt really know who I was.
I gave her a Wii for her birthday and it was probably the creepiest thing ever to her.
45.Moved across the country to go to a university near her.
She dumped me 4 weeks later.
Ended up yanking off everything, boxers and all.
She landed in the ditch.
50.I let another kid punch me in the face, it worked.
