What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
These chicken puns will crack you up!
It doesnt matter whether youre a meat-lover or a vegetarian.
Either way, you might agree on one thing.
These chicken puns are laugh out loud funny.
The Cluck othe Irish!
Because if they dropped them, theyd break.
Because talk is cheep.
She lays hand gren-eggs.
He wanted to get to the other slide.
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
They go on peck-nics.
The police suspect fowl play.
I think Ill just wing it.
but Im still feeling peckish.
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Dad, look what marma-laid!
Because he works for chicken feed.
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Around the cluck
Fry-day
He wasnt what he was cracked up to be.
Not if youre the chicken.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Because it already had drumsticks.
He heard the referee calling fowls.
She was no spring chicken.
There peckers are on their face.
Because the chicken hadnt evolved yet.
You scratch my beak and Ill scratch yours!
In a KFC bucket.
