My son: Today is the day Im going to die.
Me: What??
Him: Oh no mom dont worry, not today, but on this date some other year.
Me: Whos your fake mommy?
Him: You cant see her.
She tucks me in after you do.
2.My niece was about 4 when I heard her laughing in my room.
Then she told me Chucky lived underground.
Still gives me chills.
3.Picked him up from daycare when he was 3.
Driving home, totally quiet, him just staring out the window…
He randomly asks, Hey dad, member that time we died in a fire?
4.My 3 year old daughter was going through the monsters under her bed phase.
Lasted for weeks, and it was really wearing on her mom and me.
One night after mom tried to put her to bed, she tagged me in.
After 30 minutes, I grew pretty frustrated.
In a last ditch attempt, I promised my daughter that there werent any monster under her bed.
She replied, I know.
Now theyre behind you.
After that, I let her sleep with us for a week.
5.I heard the one-year-olds high chair move even though nobody was near it.
I asked the three-year-old, What was that?
and he said, while pointing to the chair, What is SHE doing here!?
Consistently drew the same picture of said angel man too.
When I was a teenager I was babysitting for a family with three young children.
The boy was about 8 and the girls were in kindergarten.
About an hour goes by, and its definitely nighttime now.
Im sitting on a sofa downstairs and looking through some old magazines to pass the time.
Suddenly I hear shuffling on the staircase.
The boy was clearly sleepwalking, but his eyes were open and rolled back.
Once I overcame a moment of sheer panic, I rushed up the stairs and tried to grab him.
Flabbergasted, I go over to his bed and he is perfectly sound asleep.
I can still hear the girls crying so I rush to their room.
They are huddled together in the back corner crying.
That was the last straw for me.
Parents walk in, and know immediately what happened.
Never babysat for that family again.
8.My oldest kept talking in his bed past bed time.
When we asked him who he was talking to he said he was talking to the floating white lady.
This was his first sentence.
He did this over and over.
Early this summer hes 3 and Im reading him a bedtime story.
I crashed into the water when they shotted off my wing and shotted off my face.
It almost stopped my heart.
He looked so troubled and sad.
I just hugged him.
I researched and Kitty Hawks were used by almost every country early in WW2.
Him: Oh no mom dont worry, not today, but on this date some other year.
She was so freaked out that they had to get rid of the doll.
13.When my daughter was little she was crying and I went to check on her.
She said she couldnt get the picture to go away.
I said what picture?
She pointed to an empty spot on the rug.
I asked her what it was a picture of.
She said it was my car on fire.
I was leaving for a long road trip a couple days later.
I never drove so carefully in my life.
My son got up and walked past the bathroom to where I was sitting then stopped.
He had dead eyes.
It was like he was possessed or zombified.
I led him into the bathroom and he followed easily enough but just stood by the toilet.
No reaction out of him at all.
Before I was done dialing my son said ….Mom?
It was so unexpected and my tensions were so high I jumped and almost screamed.
Told him he was having a nosebleed, he said he didnt remember anything at all.
Asleep in his bed and woke up in the bathroom with his mom crying and his nose bleeding.
And she was 2 and there wasnt a living soul around for miles.
I just turned on the radio and acted like everything was fine.
16.Not necessarily what the kid did, but heard him scream horribly loud on the monitor.
My girl said theres a black figure standing over his bed.
My fiancee had an existential crises because she now believes in ghosts.
Me and my cousin grabbed them and returned the items to the dead sons old wife.
Did an exorcism when all sorts of weird shit happened.
We recorded it and got video of his camera and mount getting ripped off the counter.
Although after we did that Rex (the dead owners dead son) never came back.
Turns out Rex was a dick in life.
So scaring my kid wasnt out if the question.
17.Not my kid, but I was at my friends place for a cookout.
He then casually walked inside and shut the door.
Im pretty sure its satan.
Nothing good lives on the ceiling.
20.I used to say things my grandfather used to say a lot.
Like yelling out in German at our dog.
My grandfather died years before I was born.
21.Driving with my (then) 3 year old cousin.
Out of nowhere she screamedoh my God.
I asked her what was wrong and she said it was theApocalypse.
I dont know who taught her that.
22.Found a picture of a lady in a fancy hat while on a walk.
Six year old declared the lady was dead.
She then said we should find the grave, dig up the body and wear her skin.
We could use the skeleton for Halloween decorations.
23.Im not a parent but am a nanny.
This was a little over a year ago.
He shook his head, and I reminded him about cleaning up after ourselves.
He said, I cant.
The man in the floors says no.
I got a little chill and asked him what he meant.
He pointed at a heating/cooling vent in the floor and said, You cant make me do it.
It never came up again.
So far, no man in any of the floors or vents.
Our family / community isnt religious at all.
25.Not my child but my granddaughter.
7 years old at the time grabbed my face looked me in the eyes and said… Shes 13 now, my head is still attached to my body so Im good so far.
26.Sleeping in bed, wife was at work, sense someone at the side of my bed.
I slowly opened my eyes to see my 5 year old standing at the edge of the bed.
Theyre coming for us
What?
He proceeded to walk back to his bedroom and go to bed.
28.A few month back.
I hear him calling out, so I go up to see what he wants.
He tells me that there is a ghost in his room.
He looks square into my eyes and say.
No Dad, Ghost went in my mouth, down my throat and is in my tummy.
Ok son go back to sleep now.
Cause I may not.
29.I woke up one time to my 3-4 year old brother tossing lemon heads on my face.
30.Mommy, will you ever hurt me with a knife I told her no.
She followed up with, Ok good.
I know some moms do that.
She was 3 when this happened.
Shes also never been abused by anyone.
31.Not my kid but nephew.
The big dark scary man standing in the corner with red eyes doesnt want me to sleep.
32.When my son was about five he started having night terrors.
I would hold him and rock his rigid little body until he loosened back to sweaty deep sleep.
I was afraid of my own sweet child and wanted to run away.
33.When my daughter was 4-5 years old we lived in a two bedroom townhouse.
It was just the two of us (mom and daughter, her dad passed away).
She always crept into my bed at night but never said why.
He said he only comes at night.
I asked if she was talking about Dad.
She said, No the boy with no hands.
We moved a few months later and shes never come into my bed at night or mentioned him since.
But this nightly anxiety attack over the inevitability of death went on for months.
Maybe he knew something I didnt!
I answer/asked, Godparents?
To which she replied, You and dad should get those.
Im confused and terrified!
About an hour later Grandpa calls us to tell us Grandma had fallen down the stairs.
It was an 8 hour procedure and it was a pretty risky operation.
We did not tell him these risks.
Right before they wheeled him into surgery, he hugged me and said Goodbye.
He made it through and his quality of life was dramatically improved by the surgery.
Scariest 8 hours of my life though.
Then she said, Mama, I want eat your eyes hey.
41.Not my parents, but a story they tell me about myself when I was young.
When I was 3 we moved into a new home.
My parents ask if everythings okay.
I shush them and reply We have to be quite.
We dont want to wake up Marcus.
Me and his dad:WTF??
Him: Hes gonna fall from a bridge and die in the water.
He walks out of the room laughing.Hes 4.
43.Its one in the morning, Im dead asleep with my wife in the living room reading.
44.Once when my toddler was hugging me he quietly said I wont eat your bones.
Once my eyes opened, shed say, Mommy your face is pretty.
I want to wear it on my face.
Ok, Hannibal, lets get some breakfast.
46.I have twin daughters.
My other daughter looked up and said, Yes…. the people are screaming.
Then they went back to playing with dolls.
Fingers crossed theyre not predicting the future, everybody!
47.My three year old son said, Next time Im a baby, I want to have green eyes.
48.Not my kid, but a neighbor.
Maybe 7-8 years old.
Hey Mr. Soomuchcoffee, whatcha doin!?
Bringing in groceries dude.
Can I come inside your house?
Oh, nah buddy.
You mean I really cant?
Maybe another time when you mom knows where youre at.
I…Im gonna use my gun and put a virus in your brain so that you die!
I uh….ya.
Welp, groceries bye bye now!
49.I want to play Frozen but only the part where the parents die in a shipwreck.
50.A kid once sat near a camp fire and seemed to be lost in thoughts.
I asked what he is thinking about.
That would be beautiful.
