“I wanna tear all your skin off your body… then maybe you’ll be quiet.”
1.My husband is OUT OF CONTROL with his sleep talking.
You almost cant call it sleep talking, because you would swear this MFer knows EXACTLY what hes doing.
Gregory Pappas
It isnt just talking.
Could hold a full conversation with you.
It takes a minute to realize whether hes awake or not, hes so sure of himself.
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
2.I was told by my SO that I said, Give her a lobotomy, right through the temple.
3.SO: Shhh be quiet.
SO Response: The woman who lives here.
Shhhh shes in the hallway.
4.Sat up at a 90 degree angle and said, Violence causes and solves all problems.
Laid back down and said nothing else.
5.Woke up to go to the bathroom one night.
As I move to get up my boyfriend goes, Dont go out there…
Thinking hes awake and joking with me I go, Oh yeah, why?
He sits upright eyes wide open and goes, SHES out there.
I held it for the rest of the night.
6.Woke up the whole house shouting, Where is the head?!
Where is the head?!
8.I talk in my sleep, and my girlfriend told me this story after we woke up.
before slumping back over and going back to sleep.
9.Not my SO but one of my friends mother used to talk in her sleep frequently.
Told her about it in the morning and she just laughs and said they werent bad ideas.
10.My wife has the occasional night terrors.
One night she woke up screaming thinking something was in the corner of our room.
My dog and I just looked at her super confused.
Dog noped out of the bedroom and slept in the guest room that night.
11.My boyfriend has PTSD from his time in the Marines and what they did overseas.
Youre just another casualty about to happen.
Youre going to die and luckily were married because you have life insurance.
12.I wanna tear all your skin off your body… then maybe youll be quiet.
13.My stepfather in his sleep:Ill will kill you, you bastard.
It was in the beginning of their relationship, my mum was a little bit scared.
I slept with the light on.
15.The first time we ever slept together I woke up to him looking at me.
Hand me my spear.
I will kill you now, he said.
Then he closed his eyes and laid back down.
We dated for 6 years.
16.He sat up, pointed to the darkest corner of the room, and said, Theres someone there!
I frantically said, What do you mean?
And he insisted There!
Theres someone standing right there!
There was no one there.
17.Hes still watching us.
He has no eyes.
Well, so much for sleeping tonight.
He says, eyes closed.
He shrugs, and uses both hands to gesture to the dark window.
Weve had people in our yard before, so I had to look!
19.I wake up to hear him mumbling indistinct words, followed by sudden infant death syndrome.
I was 7 months pregnant at the time.
20.My husband, almost every night, yells out help…help…HELP in his sleep.
If I wake him when he does it, hes hysterical until I can calm him down.
21.Dont move or theyll get you.
He says he doesnt even remember having dreams that night.
What has she done?!
and lay back down.
23.Dont worry about the lady in the corner.
Now he screams those things at me in his sleep.
25.This wasnt an SO but a guy I had a fling with.
Think straight-up horror movie demon voice.
I think the devil took over his body for a moment.
26.My ex used to grind her teeth, talk and move a lot while sleeping.
I spent the whole night lying down wide awake trying not to piss myself.
27.My husband frequently sees things in our room in his sleep that are not there.
Giant spiders on the wall, snakes, squirrels.
One time he jumped out of bed and looked under the bed for snakes.
My favorite was when he pointed to the corner of our bedroom and said there was a giant spider.
He doesnt even talk like that normally.
Hes also punched me in the back multiple times in a row because he was dreaming of fighting someone.
28.Were not alone, at 3 am while camping in the 100 Mile Wilderness.
29.My SO has laughed in his sleep.
30.One night he repeatedly screamed GET THEM OFF ME!
while biting his own arms.
Alarming to say the least.
32.Screaming, I am going to kill you Motherfucker!
33.My SO used to (not as much over the years) speak German in his sleep.
It usually was something like run, kill ect.
He had the strangest dreams/ nightmares.
Dont worry though, they wont bang you.
36.Violently shakes me awakeDont move.
Whispers:We are covered in bees.
Turns over and falls sleeps.
37.My brother and I shared a room growing up.
I said one very clear and loud sentence that night.
Go until you die.
No clue what I was dreaming about.
38.My ex once asked Her: Do you see them?
Her: The children.
That was a big nope!
39.Not words, but a laugh.
My husband has, on more than one occasion, laughed in his sleep.
Neither laugh sounds like him when hes awake.
Its unsettling, but fortunately, it doesnt happen too often.
40.I had an ex girlfriend whos first language was Welsh.
When she spoke in her sleep, bitch sounded like she was speaking in tongues.
41.Not 100% a talking in her sleep story but…
When my SO is stressed she has dreams about spiders crawling everywhere.
One night I was reading and she was asleep, she suddenly sat up and just stared at me.
I asked her whats up?
SO: the spiders
Me: what spiders?
It was terrifying, and she has no recollection of it.
43.My fiance is Chinese and didnt have the best upbringing there.
It is common for her to yell in a distressed tone in her sleep random Chinese phrases.
Absolutely terrifying the first few times experiencing it.
Now I just kind of cuddle with her a little bit harder when it happens.
44.We need to decapitate them and take them back to the lab.
46.Are you texting demons?
Oddly high pitched laugh.Youre friends with demons!
47.My SO said she was going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
On her way back, I said, Its following you and went back to sleep.
48.Im the sleep talker but the best Ive ever been told about was, NO!!
None of them have heads!
I turned around to face him and asked him what he had said.
It honestly creeped me out.
