1.I made dinner and dropped it on the floor as I was serving it.
I was really upset, until she was like oh well, and scooped it up and started eating.
2.We spend the majority of our time at home doing our own separate things.
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4.My husband acted as the lone pallbearer for our newborn sons funeral.
I carried him for nearly his whole life and my husband carried him to his final rest.
6.I was having a panic attack and he was in the bathroom.
He called me in there because he could hear me sobbing uncontrollably.
We are now engaged.
7.When I was pregnant AF my fiance shaved my legs and cut my toenails for me.
We both froze, realized what he had done, and burst out laughing like crazy.
I mean weve always been comfortable with each other but that was new.
10.I was on my way to get our kids from daycare after work one day and it was pouring.
The little things are the big things.
10/10 would marry again and again and again and again
11.When had sex for the first time.
We were each others firsts and it was probably the most painful thing I ever experienced and emotional.
We didnt use lube and trying to put a condom wrapped penis inside was very very painful.
I started to whimper and cry.
He went flaccid because we was concerned for how I was doing physically and mentally.
He looked at me and said, I am in no rush to do this.
Id much rather cuddle you right now and make you feel loved.
And thats what we did.
12.When my husband and I first started dating, he had just bought a new car.
His first new car.
Literally an hour after I got this car, I scraped the side into a fucking cement pillar.
Just scratched the ever loving shit out of it.
I called him, crying, to tell him what happened.
He asked, are you ok?
Then everything is fine.
The car is still scratched to shit, 8 years later.
13.My wife likes squeezing black heads out of my back.
At normal glance it doesnt look like I have any, I cant see them using a mirror.
But its like a mission to her.
14.My husband asked me what position was best to knock me up.
Not very romantic but it made my heart skip a little bit.
He was an amazing rock and helped me through everything with that whole situation.
I dont know where Id be without him.
16.We both had to pee at the same time but only had one bathroom.
So I sat down and moved forward and he peed in the gap behind me.
He ended up peeing down my back cause the gap was too small.
Sounds gross but we laughed about it then and laugh about it now.
17.I scratched an itch on my foot using his heel callus.
18.We respected each other enough to take a break that lasted a year and a half.
I moved out but not super far away.
At first we agreed to only talk once a week unless an important circumstances came up.
We both went on 1-2 extremely failed dates even.
After a few months we started flirting and laughing together again.
Within six months we were back sleeping together on occasion.
Full disclosure I was not on board with this in the beginning.
I never gave up on us.
I was willing to wait an eternity.
So, all pretty serious, however we hadnt said, I love you yet.
One night we were getting frisky and I started moving downtown… noise and the rest is history.
Hes a keeper alright.
21.When she sneezes, I say, shut the fuck up
Usually she giggles afterwards.
But she then giggles after saying it, in that I cant believe I said something so mean way.
22.I pooped while pushing my son out of me.
Everyone told me I didnt, even though I just knew.
When we got home, he told me I did indeed poop.
Very unromantic, but I know he will always tell me the truth.
23.We both got viscous food poisoning from Chipotle.
We both had diarrhea and we were both vomiting for about ten hours straight.
We had one bathroom.
It was a damn nightmare.
24.My SO puked in the parking lot on our first date.
BEFORE we even got into the restaurant.
I thought she was having second thoughts because she just got out of a horrible relationship.
Nope, she was on her period and it was bad enough where she would puke.
25.On our honeymoon we went snorkeling.
I really had to pee.
Most people are able to just pee in the water NBD but Im a total weirdo.
I can only pee on a toilet.
As the trip goes on, Im in increasing amounts of pain.
I have to go so bad.
Im trying everything I can just to relax and pee.
My husband then offers to tickle me.
Out of sheer desperation, I said yes.
He tickles me and I immediately start to pee.
He lovingly tickled me upon request for the rest of the snorkeling excursion.
I love this man.
Impacted poop hole and diarrhea.
I dont know how thats even possible.
So I was worried and trying to figure out what to do.
About a year later, I married his ass.
27.Im preggers, so my husband has taken up litterbox duties without complaint.
We have 5 litter boxes.
28.I gave my wife a kidney.
29.I wax my SOs butt crack regularly.
He says it helps him poop better.
Nothin like sticking hot wax on his booty hole while hes in the position to give birth.
30.I like my pubes to be trimmed very closely/shaved.
Husband will perform surgery on me to remove my occasional ingrown hairs.
Sometimes they become whiteheads he will pop as well.
Sometimes this leads to fun times.
31.Wife was pregnant and near the end of it.
Her belly button was really close to becoming an outie and she couldnt see it.
Spent the next few minutes with tweezers cleaning out her belly button.
Through active alcohol addiction, and through my sobriety.
33.I had an ingrown hair that got really infected in my crotch.
It was about a three inch gash that was about one inch deep.
After a week I got released and had to go to wound care daily.
She just did it and never complained.
It was extremely painful btw.
He used Q-tips to pop it for me, and it shot pimple juice onto his face.
But he was cool about it!
35.I built my wife a garden box in the back yard for her birthday last year.
Shes been having trouble growing a big variety of vegetables but peppers seem to grow pretty well.
36.My then-boyfriend spent an evening with me trying to give one of my cats a pill.
That convinced me said boyfriend was the one and weve now been married over 5 years.
We still have the cat, he sleeps between us every night.
37.Helped me with my underwear after my c section.
I went to the bathroom, they fell to around my ankles and I couldnt get them.
He helped me with it with no hesitation.
38.My car broke down on my way to work.
39.My beloved saw my gizzards being taken out during the C section of our daughter.
Thats my sticking point.
40.This will probably get buried, but whatever.
I was incredibly devastated.
He was with me every step of the way.
He stayed in the room with me while I held my cat and she was put to sleep.
He drove me to get food at 3 am by the time the whole ordeal was over.
He stayed up with me all night.
It was a surreal night, but he helped me feel normal.
Thats when I knew he was the one for me.
41.I aimed for him when he was too drunk to do it himself.
He had to tell me more than once to stop squeezing.
43.I fell down some steps and broke both my arms.
My husband wiped my butt and helped me shower/wash my hair… for weeks.
For better or worse, that was definitely filed under worse.
Didnt say a word other than hey when she got there, and Alright, bed.
45.My wife passes out.
It has to do with a medical condition she has, but it can happen at almost anytime.
It may look unromantic, and it can be.
But her knowing Im there, and me recognizing her signs are a big thing for us.
46.I got black out drunk, puked all over my then boyfriend (now husband) restroom and bedroom.
Woke up to fresh clothes.
He explained everything that happened after me begging him to tell me.
Apparently, I started trying to exorcise demons out of him and just projectile vomited everywhere.
I was so embarrassed after.
47.She was so sick that she was laying on the floor shitting herself and puking on herself.
I carried her to the bathroom and bathed her then put her to bed.
So I had to give her a suppository.
49.I donated a kidney to him.
You do what you gotta do!
50.Definitely pranking each other thoroughly.
I spent a little more than a year randomly sending him emails from a man named Nolan.
Once in a while, during a slow time at my job, good old Nolan would email him.
Last message was about Nolan asking the hubs to join him in a doomsday bunker…
I finally decided to tell him the truth on our anniversary, which is on April 1st.
He got me back this Christmas.
He anonymously sent me a super low-rent Chevy Chase coloring book.
I greatly dislike Chevy Chase, to put it mildly.
He enjoyed me plotting revenge against my friends, and even egged me on.
He finally admitted the truth on New Years Eve.
I plan to retaliate in the near future.
