1.The scene where Farquad literally sets up to jerk it to the magic mirror.
That whole scene was one big adult joke.
3.InBig, with Tom Hanks, when he gets propositioned by the woman hes seeing to sleep over.
Netflix
OK, but I get to be on top!
5.Ratatouille, where Alfredos trying to explain to Colette that he has a rat doing his cooking for him.
I have a small…uh… and he puts his thumb and forefinger together.
Collette briefly glances down, then back up at him, and looks confused and slightly disgusted.
Hector: There are children present.
10.The head chef fromRatatouillesays to Alfredo, One can get TOO familiar with vegetables, ya know!
Still cracks me up every time I watch it.
11.In the Ghostbusters theme song, one of the lines is bustin makes me feel good!
Didnt get it before, but it cracks me up now.
14.The Incredibles 2, after the daughter spills her drink on herself at the restaurant.
Her school crush, working as a waiter, comes to the table to take their order.
The dad laughed and says, Sorry, my daughter is not usually dripping like this.
Genuinely laughed out loud.
15.The Rugrats Moviewhere Dil is born, and the babies are singing about their short existence.
One of the girl babies says, They cut my cord!
and a boy baby replies something along the lines of, Be thankful thats all they cut!
16.In one of theMuppetmovies: Freeze, or Ill choke the chicken!
17.InToy Story, Bo-Peep seductively tells Woody that shell have someone else watch her sheep that night.
In the same movie: The term youre looking for is Space Ranger.
No, the word Im looking for I cant say because there are preschool toys present!
Doubtfire: Oh Im sorry, am I being a little graphic?
Well, I hope youre up for a little competition.
Shes got a power tool in the bedroom, dear.
Its her own personal jackhammer.
She could break sidewalk with that thing.
She uses it and the lights dim, its like a prison movie.
Amazed she hasnt chipped her teeth.
19.Shrek when they get to Farquads castle: Do you think hes compensating for something?
22.InFinding Nemo, Nemos little octopus classmate is showing off her lucky tentacle.
All octopi have one tentacle thats shorter than the others.
It contains the genitals.
23.I think Tony Stark saying something like, You better not be playing hide the cucumber.
Is pretty raunchy and really slides under the radar.
27.The Grinch.The adults are partying it up and the guys put their sets of keys in a bowl.
29.I was watchingShrekthe other day, and Donkey was sleep talking.
He said, Oh you like that baby?
Hop up in my saddle, Ill give you a ride.
30.InFrozenwhere Anna is on the sleigh ride with Kristoff and they were talking about foot size.
Anna says, Size doesnt matter.
32.InZootopia, they reference Breaking Bad, by saying, Hurry, before Walt and Jesse get back.
while they are wearing yellow jumpsuits and harvesting the toxic blue flowers.
33.The scene inShrek 2when Puss In Boots is caught with catnip.
34.In theLEGO Batman Moviewhere Robin says to Batman: My name is Richard but my friends call me Dick.
And he responds: Kids can be cruel.
35.TheHey Arnold Moviewhere Helga says about Arnold, You make my girlhood tremble.
One of the sailors say, Honest way to make a living (thinking whore-ologist).
Another sailor goes, My mother was a whorologist.
Another: A damn good one too.
Chowder: Oh, so its agirlhouse…
Jenny: [looks at him]What?
42.FromRobots: Making the babys the fun part…
43.Inside Out:
There are no bears in San Francisco.
I saw a really hairy guy.
He looked like a bear.
44.The Grinchmovie with Jim Carrey.
46.Shaggy saying, Mary-Jane is like my favorite name.
47.Im fond of the bestiality joke inFrozen.
That thing with the reindeer/Thats a little outside of natures laws
48.InMr.
49.InRango:
Ezekiel: [while reading a book] I think theys thespians!
Thats illegal in seven states!
50.Old one:Hocus Pocus.
Bus driver may take me a couple of tries but I dont think its going to be a problem.
