Looking for a good laugh?
Take a look at these knock knock jokes to get a chuckle.
Theseknock-knock jokesare raunchier than ever and bound to make any adult laugh.
Definitely check that there are no children around when reading these dirty jokes because they are spicier than ever.
Read below to find a dirty knock-knock joke to tell at your next party and score big laughs!
Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes About Sex
Knock knock.Whos there?Tara.Tara Who?Tara McClozoff.
Knock, knock.Whos there?Jamaican.Jamaican who?Jamaican me horny.
Knock knock.Whos there?Yo mama.Yo mama who?Yo mama suckin this dick!
Knock knock.Whos there?Anita.Anita who?Anita penis inside me!
Knock knock.Whos there?Buster.Buster who?Buster cherry!
Wheres your daughter at?
Knock knock.Whos there?Dee.Dee who?Deez nuts!
Knock knock.Whos there?Idaho.Idaho who?I da ho?
Knock knock.Whos there?Howie.Howie who?Howie gonna hide while we get freaky?
Knock knock.Whos there?Ivanna Seymour.Ivanna Seymour who?Ivanna Seymour of you with your clothes off.
Knock knock.Whos there?Dozer.Dozer who?Dozer some great tits you got there.
Knock knock.Whos there?Mike.Mike who?Mike Litoris.
Knock knock.Whos there?Baby owl.Baby owl who?Baby owl see you in my sheets later.
Knock knock.Whos there?Justin.Justin who?Youre Justin time to see me strip down for you.
Knock knock.Whos there?Bacon.Bacon who?Bae, can you give me a kiss?
Knock knock.Whos there?Dewey.Dewey who?Dewey have a condom around, Im trying to get inside you!
Knock knock.Whos there?Suck.Suck who?I want to suck you!
Knock knock.Whos there?Disguise.Disguise who?Disguise your boyfriend?
you’re able to do better.
Knock knock.Whos there?Ben Hurr.Ben Hurr who?Ben Hurr over and give it to her doggy style.
Knock knock.Whos there?Hop on.Hop on who?Hop on this dick!
Knock knock.Whos there?Willis.Willis who?Willis dick fit in your mouth?
Knock knock.Whos there?Willy.Willy who?Willy want to see you naked.
Knock knock.Whos there?Iguana.Iguana who?Iguana touch your tits.
Knock knock.Whos there?Jenny Tull.Jenny Tull who?Jenny Tull warts.
Knock knock.Whos there?Ben Dover.Ben Dover who?Ben Dover and Ill give you a fat surprise.
Knock knock.Whos there?Waiter.Waiter who?Waiter I get my hands on you.
Knock knock.Whos there?A yam.A yam who?A yam so horny for you right now.
Knock knock.Whos there?Khan.Khan who?Khan-dam broke, bad news.
Knock knock.Whos there?Phil.Phil who?Phil McCreviss.
Knock knock.Whos there?Kenya.Kenya who?Kenya lick this pussy?
Knock knock.Whos there?Winner.Winner who?My winner is as long as an anaconda.
Knock knock.Whos there?AI.AI who?AI let you touch these titties if you pop fire up door.
Knock knock.Whos there?When where.When where who?Tonight, my place, me and you.
Knock knock.Whos there?Meat.Meat who?Meat my dick.
Knock knock.Whos there?Gladiator.Gladiator who?Gladiator and got her off.
Knock knock.Whos there?Not someone.Not someone who?Not someone who will get you laid.
Knock knock.Whos there?Ike Han.Ike Han who?Ike Han rock your world hunny.
Knock knock.Whos there?Hey Wood.Hey Wood who?Hey wood you blow me?
Knock knock.Whos there?Harry.Harry who?Harry anus.
Knock knock.Whos there?The mechanic.The mechanic who?Heard you wanted a rim job?
Knock knock.Whos there?Black Beard.Black Beard who?Black Beard the pirate because I got that booty.
Knock knock.Whos there?Dentist.Dentist who?I heard you have some cavities that need filling?
Knock knock.Whos there?Poor knee.Poor knee who?Poor knee and ready for you to make me cum.
Knock knock.Whos there?Juicy.Juicy who?Juicy that ladys ass?
Knock knock.Whos there?Dixie.Dixie who?Dixie enormous and ready to be inside you.
Knock knock.Whos there?Hugh.Hugh who?Hugh ass.
Knock knock.Whos there?Craven.Craven who?Craven more of your body.
Knock knock.Whos there?Ivan.Ivan who?Ivan to have sex with you.
Knock knock.Whos there?Quiche.Quiche who?Quiche me on my lips.
Knock knock.Whos there?Ice cream.Ice cream who?Ice cream all night if youre lucky.
Knock knock.Whos there?Pasta.Pasta who?Pasta pipe idiot, I want to take a hit!
Filthy Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock.Whos there?Pileup.Pileup who?Thats disgusting.
Knock knock.Whos there?Eat mop.Eat mop who?You eat your poo?
