Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?
All that was left was da brie.
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
These jokes fromAsk Redditare so stupid theyre funny.
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2.What is the least spoken language in the world?
3.A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
4.Whats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
5.What happens when you dont pay your exorcist?
6.Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?
All that was left was da brie.
7.Did you know Norwegian War Ships all have barcodes on the side?
Its so they can Scan de Navy in.
8.What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?Wheres my tractor?
9.What do you do when you see a spaceman?
You park, man.
10.Mick walks into a pub holding dogshit.
Everyone turns to look at him.
Look what I almost stepped in!
11.Why do people hate Russian dolls?They are full of themselves.
12.A kid in a wheelchair said, You know what, I cant stand.
13.How many bones are in a hand?
14.Did you know the Canary Islands have no canaries.
Same with the virgin islands, no canaries.
15.Where do you go in a zombie apocalypse?
16.What do a mole and a bald eagle have in common?
They both live underground.
Except for the eagle.
17.A man is born in Alaska.
He moves to Kentucky and gets married.
Then he moves to California and has two kids.
Later in life, he moves back to Alaska to die there.
What do you call him?
18.A snake walks into a bar.
The bartender says: How the fuck did you do that?
19.Fuck the guy who stole my antidepressants.
I hope you are… happy now.
20.What are the Mario Brothers overalls made out of?
21.Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says, Ill have H20.
The other one says, Ill have H20 too.
The second chemist dies.
22.Oh my god, guys, there was a kidnapping at the school today.
Its okay though, he woke up.
23.Two guys walk into a bar.
24.What do you call Santa when hes irritated?
25.How do you make a hot dog stand?
26.Why does Batman carry a baseball bat?
Because hes the Batman.
27.I dont make jokes about vegans.
28.My boss told me to have a good day.
So I went home.
29.Whats blue and smells like red paint?
30.How do you make a light bulb horny?
You turn it on.
31.Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
you could unscrew a lightbulb.
33.I told Sam not to sing, but fortunately Samsung.
34.I tell Dad jokes…. 35.Whats brown and sticky?
36.A blind guy walked into a bar, into a chair, and into a table.
37.How do you get 20 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
Say, hey get out of the swimming pool.
38.Theres something wrong with this chicken.
39.What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
40.Why dont you see elephants hiding in trees?
Theyre really good at it.
41.What kind of bees do you get milk from?
42.What did the cow say to the other cow while it was being milked?
43.Whats a foot long and slippery?A slipper.
44.Whats green and has wheels?
I lied about the wheels.
45.What is worse than dropping your ice cream?
Getting hit by a bus.
46.A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, What is this?
48.What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
49.How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie into it.
50.What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
