But are they really as much fun as No Pants Day and Dance Like a Chicken Day?
This is also why January 1 has been designated as National Bloody Mary Day.
Chocolate-covered cherries were invented in England in the 1700s and usually were peppered with a bit of liqueur.
Why the hell would anyone give this as a Christmas gift?
Its the culinary equivalent of a bag of coal.
So get out there on an open, snow-filled plain and heave that fruitcake with all your might!
Relax, exhale, and feel comfortable knowing that Old Man Winter cant find you underneath all those bubbles.
Anyone who says they dont like cheese is either lying or a cheeseophobe.
Youll feel better and will also make someone feel better about themselves.
National Day of Unplugging (Second Friday in March)
Fed up with social media?
Do you even remember a time when you didnt use electronic devices nearly every second?
(Also see: Cake and Cunnilingus Day, April 14.)
Youll feel better, we promise.
With all of the awful things in this world, puppies have never been one of them.
National Nougat Day (March 26)
Does anyone really know what nougat is?
Its a wonder why this isnt womens favorite holiday.
On this day you are encouraged to forgo wearing pants wherever you could get away with it legally.
National Lost Sock Memorial Day (May 9)
Weve all lost socksits an unfortunate aspect of life.
If you have danced like a chicken before, you realize how fun and freeing it can be.
If it would, maybe you deserve to diejust kidding, but say something nice anyway.
And throughout history, people have home-brewed their alcohol as a way to avoid paying taxes.
Take a sip of some illicit alcohol and feel a little dangerous on this early summer night.
On June 21which is also the first day of summertake at least two.
National Nude Day (July 14)
You were born nude, as were all other animals.
Go nude, and itll improve your mood.
Tell that joke to someone you loveor even someone you meet on the street.
Just sit back and celebrate the fact that youre not even going to try.
39. International Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19)
Arrgh!
Ahoy, ye maties!
This sandwich was huge in the 1960s but sadly has mostly fallen out of public favor.
You wont be sorry.
If youre seeking to seduce a man, pumpkin is the way to go.
You might not feel so great tomorrow, but tomorrow can wait.
For example:
Knock knock.Whos there?Amish.Amish who?Really?
You dont look like a shoe.
The only thing wed recommend is to keep a fire extinguisher handy.
This is the one day a year you are encouraged to do things that make no sense.
Then thered be drinking and singing, and door-to-door begging by blacksmiths dressed up in Old Clem costumes.
It even tastes good with peanut butter or ice cream.
