Why was Santa’s little helper so depressed?
He had very low elf esteem.
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Updated 5 months ago,November 18, 2024
He was hooked on trees his whole life.
Because he had very low elf esteem.
Hits a gnome and runs.
A rebel without a Claus.
His wife was a total flake.
Because every single buck is dear to him!
Theyre into all the wrapping.
It was on the house!
Nurse them back to elf.
He cant hear you!
I have no eye deer.
You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
A broken drumyou cant beat it!
This ones gonna sleigh you!
Its finally Christmas, Eve!
The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
you might always sense hispresents.
At the local snow bank.
He was searching for some holiday spirit.
Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.
Because hes so claus-trophobic.
He had no body to go with.
Because the presents beneath them.
Cause hes got a black belt.
Because he has such goodpresents.
Because it soots him.
