1.By constantly explaining how her physical features were unattractive.
I found her attractive, just couldnt stand arguing about it with her.
4.Talked about her ex the entire time and started making subtle comparisons to me.
Michael McAuliffe
It felt like I was being vetted for a job.
I want nothing to do with women who think its good to deliberately manipulate or emotionally abuse their boyfriends.
So Im like: Alright, fair enough.
Then she texts back: Youre not really trying that hard, huh?
7.By thinking the silent treatment is an effective form of conflict resolution.
8.Assumed I owed her everything.
Yeah, we just met, I dont owe you anything.
That was never going to work out well.
9.She failed to mention she had a boyfriend who I had actually met and spoken to a few times.
10.Her house was Hoarders status.
11.About 20 minutes after a considerably large dinner, she straddles me.
12.There was a girl I dated briefly who could not stop talking about her sexual past.
Theres some shit you only need to share with your friends and not the person youre dating.
13.A girl I went out on a date with made fun of me relentlessly the entire time.
Everything I did and said was ridiculed.
She texted me a few days later asking if I wanted to go out again and I said no.
She asked why and I told her I didnt really enjoy being mocked the entire time.
14.By saying my friends were assholes / stupid and I was different how can I be with such losers.
They might be stupid, but theyreMYstupids.
(and mostly, I am one too).
15.I met what I thought was a really nice person once and we planned a date.
Then the endless pushy text messages started blowing up my phone.
I was like… never mind and stopped communicating.
We went for lunch, a nice walk and a bit of holiday shopping.
But first a quick selfie!
You better smile, mister!
Okay, lets put that on FB.
Ooo, lets get one over here.
No, that wasnt a good one, lets try 5 more times.
Maybe with some different filters.
You could smell the bunny boiling off in the near distance.
Noped out of there and never looked back.
18.Her breath was just awful.
Wouldnt take the hint, either, and always wanted to french within 2 seconds of kissing.
Just a complete turn off for me.
I just dont have time for that shit.
I like you, you like me, lets give this a try.
I am not chasing you.
20.She was larger, which I was perfectly fine with.
But Jesus was she strong.
She would grab me and practically mash her teeth against mine to give me a kiss.
Handys hurt like hell.
Even a BJ was hard to take.
She needed a much stronger man than me.
Angry, sarcastic texts about the fact that I didnt ask if she got home safely.
I had no idea that was even a thing.
I would have asked if I knew.
If she was going to chew me out forthat, what would an actual issue do to her?
23.We were wrapping up a meal and she had taken a single bite of her sandwich.
The waiter boxed it.
On walking out, she threw the whole thing away.
24.When you arent even trying to be funny and theyre still laughing.
I dont want you to like me, I want you to be a real person.
25.Her vagina smelled like a petting zoo that hasnt been cleaned since 1987.
The smell was so awful and pungent I couldnt keep an erection.
This is the kind of shit that turned me off clubs and bars.
And I loved going to clubs and bars.
27.Thought I was willing to cheat.
Ruined all chances as even a friend.
And she was lol-ing about it, seemingly not concerned in the least.
30.She tried to cheat on her fiance with me.
31.Bad timing and overly sexual text messages.
32.Her gaming hobby seemed to be her only hobby or source of conversation.
At a certain point I felt like I was talking to a kid who is obsessed with video games.
After ten minutes I was like ok, I cant or actually dont want to relate to this.
I hope she found her gaming soul mate, but it wasnt me.
33.Talking about her kids exclusively, literally nothing else.
34.She wanted to have sex every single night.
For a minimum of 3 hours.
Now, as a man in my early 30s, I appreciate a good marathon once in a while.
Im even down for every night.
Its a little more than my own libido, but hey, why not.
IVE GOT THINGS TO DO.
I mean, she was great.
Personality was perfect, she was attractive, and she was so tall.
But, I mean, I just dont have the time!
We talked about it.
Thats what she needed.
After two weeks, I was so behind on things, I just couldnt do it anymore.
35.Lying to get attention.
36.By letting her best friend dictate her entire life.
Just ended it 2 days ago actually.
I summed it up to insecurities/jealousy and let her know she needed to re-examine her relationships.
If you cant make your own decisions in life you got problems.
37.Took me for granted and never showed any appreciation.
Told me she didnt have time to focus on the relationship because she was focusing on her career.
Would spend hours with her friends but was too busy to spend any time with me.
38.She was really self-centered and lacked empathy towards other people.
Thankfully I saw it right away.
39.So how would you be a good father to my child?
It was a blind date and that was the first thing she asked me.
40.By being rude and needlessly difficult with a waitress.
You cant just be openly hostile toeveryone elsein the other persons life.
43.Kept telling me what I should do with my money.
Oh lets go out to dinner.
Sorry I cant Im on a tight budget this week.
Then put it on your credit card.
I only use that for emergencies.
Lame, dont be boring.
Once I told her the values of a few of the rarer MTG cards Id collected.
She told me I should sell em and buy her a gift.
She couldnt make her mind up so I found someone else.
She then accused me of cheating and ghosted me.
46.She peeled her sunburn off onto my rug.
Just sat there on a chair and peeled it, tossing it on the floor.
47.She didnt wipe her asshole very well.
48.Pulling a fake pregnancy and abortion on me in an attempt to keep me interested.
49.She accused me of cheating and would never let it go.
She ended up cheating instead.
50.Was in a bar with a girl I was seeing and some of her friends were there too.
She goes up to a random guy and starts making out with him.
I see it, her friends see it, her friends see that I see it.
She starts walking up to me and two of her friends grab her and take her outside.
That was the last time I saw or talked to her.
