Are you a thief?
Because you stole a year of my life.
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
End your relationship with these hilarious lines fromAsk Reddit.
Azamat Zhanisov
1.Hey baby, are you in a tunnel?
Because were breaking up.
2.Are you New Years resolution?
Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
3.Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription.
Im done with your issues.
4.Hey babe I think is time we take our relationship to the previous level.
5.Are you a dollar bill?
6.Youre the girl that everybody wants.
Today is their lucky day.
7.Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
8.This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I cant wait for it to be over.
9.Id better get a library card, because Im checking out of this relationship.
10.Hey baby, are you a Star Wars sequel?
Cause I never want to see you again.
11.Whats the difference between me and your socks?
Im not yours anymore.
12.Are you an astronaut?
Because I need some space.
13.Roses are red, violets are blue, the trash is dumped and so are you.
14.I dont know what Id do without you, but starting tomorrow Im going to give it a try.
15.We could cover more ground if we split up.
16.Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
17.Are you a fidget spinner?
18.Hey baby, is your name Delta?
Because Ive spent the last forty-five minutes waiting for you to take off.
19.I now pronounce you dumped and single.
You may now kiss my ass.
20.Are you a thief?
Because you stole a year of my life.
21.Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both dont exist anymore.
23.Hey babe, you like Scooby-Doo?
Then lets split up gang!
24.I see my future like how the Americans spell colour.
25.Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
26.Hey girl, you must be a math book because youre full of fucking problems.
28.Girl, have we both been rendered sightless?
Because we aint seeing each other anymore.
29.Its not you its me.
I dont like you anymore.
30.Lets make like an atom, and split.
31.Are you a fire alarm?
because you are really freaking loud and annoying
32.Are you a stop watch?
Because our time is up.
34.Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second…
I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
35.Hey gurl, are we like the Simpsons?
Because it should have ended a long time ago.
36.Are you the dog?
Because your shits all over the lawn.
37.Lets make like a banana and split.
38.If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put I at the beginning and U at the end.
39.Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel!
Because youre dead to me.
40.Its a good thing were bad at puzzles because there is no way were putting this shit back together.
41.Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
42.Are you being followed?
Because Ive been seeing people behind your back… lets break up.
43.Hey sexy, you know what sounds good?
You and me never speaking to each other again.
44.We should make like your parents and split.
45.Do you happen to know sign language?
Because this is the last time youll hear from me.
47.We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl.
Because were on a serious break.
48.Hey baby, remember how you said that you cant live without me?
Well, its time to get your affairs in order….
49.You look like my future ex wife.
50.I think we need to become better strangers.
