Maybe you have a fish tank in your home.
Maybe you go fishing every summer.
To see a sturgeon.
Because she thought it looked too fishy.
That the end of a fishing hook is the point of no return.
They listen to the current news.
Because it would see her through the week.
And their bait a little worm.
All he can throw are hooks.
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Drop them a line.
A paci fish (pacifist).
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
They are very koi.
Because he was talking on his shell phone.
Because they dropped out of school.
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Because he had bigger fish to fry.
More Funny Fish Puns And Fish Jokes
Then he flounder.
He had a lox on his plate.
But they are kraken me up.
Because he was being too shellfish.
They are swimming along nicely.
They will only string you along.
Now he is in a real boatload of trouble.
He was lost at C.
But when I do, I do it just for the halibut.
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you oughta clam down.
I think Ill scale back.
It was a huge hit because it had quite an amazing cast.
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In cod we trust.
Its really good for the mussels.
They are well armed.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you drown.
Dont leave it to salmon else.
It was definitely a net-gain.
Yes, I will dolphinitely have those reports with you by the end of the day.
Cod I borrow you for five minutes?
