But you still dont hear it and ask them to repeat again and they do.
And you still dont know what they said.
Do you ask them to repeat again (and maybe still not hear it)?
Kinga Cichewicz
Pretend you heard it and nod your head and hope its an appropriate response?
Stab yourself in the eye with a pen to create a diversion and change the subject?
3.Ordering a food delivery and getting the same delivery person as you did last time.
Bonus points if its been a week or less since your last delivery.
4.Someone showing everyone in the group something on their phone and waiting until it is your turn.
Then you insist it was your shoe and venture to make the sound again, but nothing happens?
6.Being called on to answer a question you really have no idea how to answer.
7.Having your stomach rumble in the middle of a quiet class / meeting.
9.When someone asks, Whats going on?
And you respond, Good, you?
11.The fake smile on your face when you receive a terrible gift.
Stop talking, start again, interrupt the other one, stop talking.
17.Watching a sex scene with your parents.
18.Being at a friends house as a kid and the friends mother starts yelling at your friend.
19.When you walk out of the store empty-handed, feeling like youve just stolen something.
20.Standing there while two people talk about something you dont know about.
22.When you make a run at contribute to a conversation and someone cuts you off multiple times.
23.Stalking someone on social media and accidentally liking a comment from months/years ago.
27.Being expected to make polite conversation while having a gynecological exam.
30.Saying hello or how are you to somebody and getting 100% ignored.
31.Someone trying to initiate a handshake after youve just washed your hands.
32.When youre walking past a coworker and youve already said hello earlier.
Everyones making that weird flat smile.
33.Would you like to round up your bill for charity?
I always feel like a dick when I say no.
36.When someone sits beside you in metro or bus when there are hundreds of seats available.
38.When you accidentally kiss the lips instead of cheeks while greeting.
40.When both drivers are passive and keep waving each other to go first.
41.When youre at a bar and your drink-ordering and/or piss-taking schedule syncs up with someone elses.
42.When youre in a group of people and you slowly get pushed out.
43.The first time a girl has to buy pads/tampons.
Its really awkward like youre letting the whole world know your baby maker is working.
44.When you go to someones house and their big ass dog wont stop jumping on you or licking you.
46.When you accidentally say, You too!
after someone says something that isnt compatible with that statement and you just stare awkwardly at each other.
47.Bumping into an inanimate object and apologizing to it.
48.When youre in a public bathroom and someone tries to kick off the door even though its locked.
49.When someone keeps calling you by a wrong name.
50.When everybodys singing you happy birthday and you have no idea how to react.
