Fucking savage and a brat.
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
These parents onAsk Redditaccidentally raised monsters.
YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM!
Bekah Russom
He started yelling it louder.
Fucking savage and a brat.
3.Years ago, my wife and I had a very heated argument.
Our daughter overhears us and comes into the room just as things hit their peak.
My wife rushes into the bathroom crying.
And with that, I was in trouble for something entirely new.
I could watch his thought process in 5 seconds time: Bat.
5.I have three sons.
8, 23 and 26.
The middle one, Andrew, boasted to me that he had sex with over 30 chicks on Tinder.
And with some of them in my bed.
Yeah, Andrew, youre a dick.
6.Daddy, can you get me this game called the Sims?
…
Is your main reason for playing video games so you’re able to kill things?
Well, keeps me from doing it in real life, so I dont see the problem with that.
Then she winked at me.
I still dont know if she was just fucking with me.
when I came back he was holding a frog he had just killed and ate it.
Kids grew up with this dog always in their lives and were all really upset as expected.
Except my youngest he said, Wait, thats sad, right?
Um yes, the correct emotional response here is sadness.
I keep an eye on that one.
We walk further down the street and she mumbles, Then I can beat up Isabella.
She cant live with us anymore to protect her younger sister.
One is 11 and the other 7.
The 7 year old is…special.
Highly intelligent and very social.
But also does a lot of deep thinking.
I was all how to what?
Huh in a half sleep state.
Honestly spent a good hour looking for ducks and watched him carefully when he went near the kitchen utensils.
13.He told me that pouring hot water on daddy would be so, so, sooooo funny.
15.When my four year old found a pair of scissors at Kindergarten and cut the school phone line.
16.Not the mom, but the aunt.
She was pretty ill and was in the hospital for a bit more than a month.
The worst part is that my sister and brother in law thought that was cute… smh.
17.This chilling conversation with my then 4.5 year old daughter…
Mommy, do you love me?
Of course, my darling!
I love you forever and always, no matter what!
Even after I kill _(little brothers name)?
Theres more, but I dont think anyone will believe me as it is.
19.When my sons were 12 and 13 the older one stole $600 from my wife and I.
He gave the younger one half.
That was when I knew.
Now ages 19 and 20, the older son has long grown out of it.
The younger one has never stopped stealing and lying.
Without even thinking about it the youngest replied I would choose you too.
23.When one pulled a knife on the other one.
24.We took our son Red Lobster.
He was 5 at the time.
25.He threw a pair of scissors at me.
This one was also a long time ago.
A couple of years later she would also tell me that she hoped I died.
28.My six yo daughter told me to shave that thing off, my goatee.
Couple days later I did, I asked her, Do you like it?
She makes a bit of a face and says, No I didnt know your chin was so small.
29.In first grade my son put his dick through the cracks of the bathroom stall door at his school.
Every time a kid walked past he would yell LOOK AT MY PENIS.
Imagine receiving this call from the school principal.
He was in a small private school.
30.I was the monster.
My paternal aunt was with me at that time.
Fast forward to present, I no longer am a monster.
32.Today my 4 year old told me that only the whores wear glitter.
33.My 1.5 yo is a biter.
Her literally runs at me baring his teeth trying to bite me.
34.When my son was 6 months old he had a nasty virus that he gave to me.
I was so exhausted and miserable that I started sobbing too.
He stopped crying, looked at me, and laughed.
My first thought was Oh good, Im raising a maniac.
At least he stopped crying.
35.My 3 year old granddaughter was visiting us.
As I looked at her a little shocked I asked, Why my mouth?
When I asked her why she punched him in the face, she looked at me and said.
I didnt punch him in the face, I punched him in the nose.
37.My 5 year old brother called my mother a fat bitch and got timeout.
He has since outgrown his rage, thank god.
When Bambis mum was shot dead, my brother burst out laughing.
My son offhandedly remarked that hed be looking for the cheapest nursing home at which to park me.
40.Shopping in Publix and my 4 year old looks at an employee and calmy says.
Your lips are ugly.
41.Oh man, too many to list.
The most recent is when my son shot me with his Nerf gun directly in my eyeball.
My eye still hurts a week later.
42.Not a parent, but an older brother of a young sibling.
More happy that he didnt drink it but it was definitely an oh my god moment.
She probably spends 100 hours+ and a lot of money gardening every spring/summer so it was a big deal.
45.My kid was 12 at the time, we were driving their friend home after a sleepover.
They were taking turns roasting eachother in the back seat.
Then my kid says your parents probably knew you would stutter, thats why they named you A-aron.
Yes, he did have a stuttering problem.
Him: Then shell die?
Him: Mommy I thought you dont like Sadie.
Me: Well yeah, I dont.
Him: And you dont want her to die???
So its okay if you dont like someone… you dont have to kill them or anything, right?
Had he just been going around expecting to kill people he doesnt like all that time?
48.Not me but my parents.
My brother was always the naughty one.
Shoplifting as a kid, mouthing off at school etc.
49.My 11 yr old son recently called 911 and said I slapped him.
CPS came, it was a cluster.
I didnt slap him and it eventually got debunked although he still wont admit it.
He lives with his dad now, and isnt allowed here until I can afford a camera system.
Still unclear on a motive.
50.Three year old daughter deliberately screaming to wake up her four month old sister.
During a long car ride.
