“I’m not really over my ex and you’re definitely a rebound.”
I watch Korean dramas with you because I also like them.
You know how I came home yesterday with two boxes of girl scout cookies?
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I actually bought four boxes, two are my work cookies and two are our sharing cookies.
When I gave you that chicken biscuit from Bojangles, I didnt mean it.
I was being nice.
For the love of everything holy and/or purely scientific, like compliment me.
Show interest in my day, say my hair looks nice, that you like the way I laugh.
Just a sign that Im not here as your personal morale booster and chatbot.
Years before I even met him, I had a small crush on his older brother.
Drugaddict1234
I apologize to you for things I know are your fault because I dont like arguing.
I dont enjoy sharing my fries with you.
I am a disgusting human being.
ThreeSheetzToTheWind
I used to be a heroin addict.
Mr_Zoophilia_ScatMan
The reason we run out of butter so often is because I eat it with sugar.
Im glad we met when we did and I love you more than anything.
No, the fact is that I dont like your friends.
werdew101
I wish you could loosen up a little more at times.
I would love to see the more spontaneous side of you.
anxietyorbust
I hate your family and if Id known how all they were, I wouldnt have married you.
Sometimes Im not even sure if I can trust whether or not Im awake.
Its all incredibly uncomfortable and could be completely avoided.
It hurts me when you shut me out.
I cant keep up with the back and forth.
Even though its been three years and everything has changed, Im still worried youll cheat on me again.
I love you, but I know you gaslight me all the time.
Sometimes I fantasize about being away from you for days so that I can have time to myself.
#fuckcancer and the medical bills it rode in on.
I was lying when I said I cheated on you too.
I cant get out of this hell hole Im in and I wish I could die.
Because your dad just died, and its not about me right now.
Its like if I dont try you dont want it.
But I really love you and I cant imagine being with another human.
The sound of you chewing and mouth breathing makes me want to punch a wall.
I definitely smoke pot all over the house when youre out of town.
Sometimes you text me and I dont respond.
Sometimes I think you do things on purpose to hinder/slow down our relationship.
Im sorry I hate your past life and cant fully accept you for who you are.
Ive spent many many thousands more dollars on cars/racing than she thinks.
At least $50k in the last few years.
Wouldnt change a thing.
Constantly planning the next spending.
That something happened between my best female friend (that she dislikes) and me.
We were very flirty with each other since we met.
ta62046374
On more than one occasion, Ive stolen your sisters dirty underwear.
I would them in zip lock bags and use them to masturbate.
Ive got it bad for your younger sister.
She knows, and our close friendship has an awkward barrier because of it.
I lost my virginity to your roommate.
Youre kind of dumb.
Most people have a hard time liking you.
Most of the problems in your life are your fault.
I would actually say all of this to your face, but…
You have narcissistic personality disorder.
You cant take criticism and are incredibly resistant to any sort of change.
I really hope you see your therapist in earnest and work to get better.
I still love you.
Im secretly relieved that your dog died.
Im not really over my ex and youre definitely a rebound.
I hate it when you call to chat when youre driving home.
Youll be here in like 20 minutes cant it wait?
But who wants to complain that their boyfriend wants to talk them?
Its so bitchy haha
I liked you better before you became a mother.
