I didn’t like a guy’s texting etiquette.
He couldn’t spell basic things and used too many !
1.Every conversation we had was negative.
Davids Kokainis
She had no positive things to say.
3.I didnt like a guys texting etiquette.
He couldnt spell basic things and used too many !
And
4.His sex face.
5.He would say, Guess What!
or You wanna know what happened?
and then would not tell me until I saidyes.
If you didnt respond he would keep repeating those phrases.
Im not actually that smart, but smart enough to know those little compliments are a red flag.
7.He always went along with my plans.
What do you want to do on the weekend?
What are we going to eat?
What do you feel like eating?
It was like someone just tagging along with my everyday life.
I couldnt even tell what kind of hobbies he actually had.
It got boring really fast.
8.Took her out on 5 dates and paid for them all.
On the next one, I suggested splitting it down the middle.
9.He wore this one brown shirt I absolutely hated like once a week at least.
I figured I didnt really like him that much if I was so focused on one shirt.
10.Not seeing him more than once a month.
11.She was pissed I wasnt sharing my year end bonus withher.
She obviously snooped in my checkbook at home office.
12.He moved, and the trip to his house went from 10 minutes to 30.
I dont do long-distance.
13.Didnt know what an inside voice was.
14.We were riding in the car and passed a walking track where a woman was walking.
She was easily 400 pounds and sweating profusely as she worked her way around the track.
He looked at me and said, Some people shouldnt be allowed to work out in public.
He dropped me off at home and I said, Have a nice life.
15.She had bad breath.
16.She was super girly.
Like, screaming about any bug.
Not just scary bugs, but an ant or something.
Lots of pink shirts and pink nails and I was just like, is it worth it?
17.A bad tattoo
She had a really big (and bad) Alkaline Trio tattoo on her lower back.
It was clearly from another time in her life.
But for some reason I just couldnt move past it.
Wed be having sex and I just couldnt stop looking at it.
To the point that I tried to stay away from doggy style so I didnt have to see it.
Other than that I was really attracted to her.
But I can still see that tattoo in my mind and it makes me cringe.
19.I didnt feel attracted to them.
I liked them as a friend.
I liked the idea of a relationship.
I just didnt feel any attraction.
20.She cheated at solitaire.
21.I realize this sounds insane.
I stopped talking to a guy because he had an Android.
The green bubbles really annoyed me.
I couldnt do it.
22.She was mad at me because she thought I didnt like her cat.
I liked the cat better than her, so I figured it was time to bow out.
23.She left the lid off of everything.
It happened 7 times before I ended it.
24.She was a close talker, I cant stand close talkers.
26.She wore pajamas and uggs in public.
You know, the ones with PINK written real big on the butt.
Very pretty girl and nice, but I just cant hang with that.
27.She had this weird accent she would get randomly even though shewas from the same place as me.
It became very hard not to notice after a while and it bothered me.
28.She got irritated with me that I loaned my parents money for things they needed.
29.She refused to wear a seatbelt and would text and drive.
Somehow she is still alive nearly 8 years later and for the love of God I dont know how.
I got so annoyed of being forgiven for things I hadnt even apologized for.
Still irritates me and its supposed to be a polite thing.
31.The idiot was a HORRIBLE driver; I mean absolutely insanely bad like Ive never seen before.
He was driving between two lanes on an LA freeway.
Though I never told her thats why I ended the whole thing.
33.Ending every sentence with, so…
Every sentence.
To be fair, wed only been on one date and talked on the phone a few times.
34.He just breathes too loud….mouthbreather.
35.I was 17 and leaving for the Army.
She wasnt typically crazy, just really insecure and young me saw my life flash before my eyes.
She cried, we hugged and kissed goodbye for about an hour, and that was that.
36.She got a dog and for some reason felt the need to narrate the dogs every inner thought.
In a chipper dopey voice.
37.I noticed her hair line was slightly too far back and I couldnt not notice it.
It was too distracting.
38.She laughed like Seth Rogen and it was getting really annoying.
Nothing wrong with her, just not the right one for me I guess.
39.Ending a sentence with a preposition.
40.Kept barging into my apartment without knocking like we were in a fucking sitcom.
Nice girl, pretty, smart, but a bit moody and uptight about stuff.
Have you clapped here yet?
And she just refused to clap.
Ended it the next day.
42.We watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail with some friends.
She didnt laugh and at the end asked me Why do you think that was funny?
I didnt explain and broke it off the next week.
43.A friend pointed out to me that the guy I was dating looked exactly like Jared from Subway.
I couldnt un-see it.
44.We played Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
I really wish I were kidding.
45.Wed been dating two weeks and she said I think I love you.
Trust your gut folks.
I knew hed want to sit together.
I fucking hate beans.
50.She wore a bell on her wrist.
Everytime she would move it would jingle.
It was like I was sleeping with a house cat.
