Not even Ron with his 5 brothers going before him as well as his parents.
Yet in the end of the last book, Harry is openly discussing the event with his son.
One of those places is dentist.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Locking the 3rd floor corridor when anyone that knows alohomora can get in.
They dont listen to any muggle music.
Some of them grew up with muggles, so they should be into it.
Same goes for TV shows.
Dumbldore was a great man.
I got massive respect for the dude.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
But when it comes to his role as a headmaster I would say he is a pretty incompetent one.
He had no control over adminstration and had no idea whats going on around here.
That Hogwarts was supposedly one of the safest places in the world.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Where do the pure blood kids go before hogwarts/secondary school?
Do they have a wizarding primary school?
They dont go to muggle schools becuase they know jack shit about the muggle world.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
They have newspapers and cameras!
Yet they dont understand things like what a rubber duck is for or a car.
Their entire justice system.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
I dont understand why Dumbledore tolerated the way the Dursleys treated Harry so poorly.
There are muggle technologies that are actually superior to what the wizards have.
Like phones or faxes (given the books were written in the 90s.
Today, it would be video chat etc).
Love potions being legal.
Gotta be the biggest bunch of date rapists ever.
Why was Dumbledore chess mastering the whole thing?
Did Dumbledore specifically setup the whole series of events in a giant decade long trap?
Why did he train Harry as a magical child soldier?
Why did he do everything at arms length?
Dumbledore had the magical equivalent of a nuke with the Elder Wand and invisibility cloak.
He very well could have beaten every death eater individually, picking away at their numbers.
The Death Eaters still have families and day jobs and go to the bathroom.
They arent in a huge magical army so they could face off against a superior opponent.
There wasnt a reason to go all cloak and dagger.
So why go through so much trouble?
Why couldnt Harry just…not compete in the Triwizard tournament?
Probably not a good policy.
Voldemort is a goddamn idiot.
Of fucking course they turned out evil.
There is no solution to this.
JK Rowling admits shes bad at math, but like how many people go to hogwarts?
If there are really only 10 students per house per year, thats only 280 people.
But she describes hundreds, sometimes thousands of kids.
I honestly think she just hadnt figured out how many students it was.
Now that Im an adult Hagrid is my favorite and Dumbledore does not come off looking good.
Each requires 7 players to field a team.
300 out of 6000 is 5 percent of the total population.
That means 1770 eligible people at a given time.
Which means that the 300 players represent 17 percent of that population, or about 1 in 6.
1 in 6 wizards between 18 and 39 play professional Quidditch.
Further more, why didnt the death eaters and Voldemort take this stuff?
Much bigger plot hole Bill should not have been able to be the secret keeper for his own house.
That brings everything were told about the Fidelius Charm into question.
The use of magic being banned for kids under the age of eleven.
Also: there are ways for the government to detect if they do use magic.
I mean, come on!
It makes no sense to have a magical ban on young kids.
Ive never understood something about the Triwizard tournament.
For the spectators, two of the three tasks must be super boring.
Here, watch these people jump in a lake.
Now, watch these people disappear into a hedge maze.
Acciobeing a fourth-year spell.
Wizards dont understand things like phones, muggle clothes, or muggle money.
Why not use a muggle pen?
Scoring a goal is 10 points.
Catching the Snitch is 150.
Brooms are just pieces of individual equipment, so players are allowed to get whatever brooms they want.
As such, broom makers keep finding ways to make brooms better and faster.
Snitches, on the other hand, have to meet rigorously monitored restrictions to be considered regulation equipment.
Over the decades/centuries, the brooms have gotten faster and the snitches havent.
This leads to shorter games.
Quidditch is pay-to-win garbage.
How does Binns teaching a class even work when it comes to homework.
Its poltergeists that can move shit.
So how does Binns collect, much less grade, homework?
Wizard History could be awesome if taught by someone even vaguely interesting.
What happened to Harrys grandparents?
Lily and James were in their very early 20s when he was born.
His grandparents could be anywhere from 40-60 years old.
Youre telling me that not one was still alive?
Flying Carpets cannot be imported into Britain because they are a muggle artefact.
So why are flying brooms allowed?
The fact that nobody has quietly harnessed wizard powers to gain muggle power or vice versa.
