Puns are the perfect way to put a smile on a loved one’s face.
Make them laugh with a witty double entendre they’ll never forget.
Not to mention, theyre very easy to form and use as jokes!
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Use them as a way to make any loved one laugh and brighten their spirits after a long day.
Hilarious Puns
These puns will make you laugh and cringe all at the same time.
However you use these hilarious puns, theyre sure to get a corny smile on someones face.
I wanted to buy a camouflage shirt, but I couldnt find one in the store.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A pessimists blood punch in is always B-negative.
So, I went to a seafood disco last week and ended up pulling a mussel.
Two pianists always end up having a good marriage because theyre always in a chord.
I held the door open for a clown the other day.
He told me it was a nice jester.
How much does a pirate pay for an ear of corn?
Why dont cows ever have money?
Farmers always seem to milk them dry.
The duck said to the bartender, Hye, put it on my bill!
What did the mom tomato say to the baby tomato?
Cmon honey, ketchup!
Which building in New York has the most stories?
What did the pepperoni say to the mushroom?
You will always have a pizza my heart.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Its tear-ible enough to laugh at.
What did the espresso say to the coffee bean?
You keep me grounded.
What did the barista say to his new coworker?
Youre a latte fun.
The best way to stop a charging bull is to revoke his credit card.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I dont know what he laced them with but I cant stop tripping!
What did the artery say to the muscle?
Youre being a little vein.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What happened to the guy who sued the airline company over his missing luggage?
He lost his case.
Why did the king go to the bathroom?
So he could sit on the head of the royal throne.
The farmer was talking about how a horse was a verystableanimal.
Funny Puns
More funny puns to keep the mood light and happy!
However theyre put to use, theyre bound to get someone giggling.
A dog ended up giving birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
The other day, I asked my French friend if she enjoys any video games.
She said, Wii.
What did the heart say to the lungs?
You take my breath away.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
It was soda pressing.
The machine at the coin factory suddenly stopped working.
It didnt make any cents!
Why does Peter Pan fly all the time?
This whiteboard is remarkable.
I once knew a woman who owned a taser.
Boy was she stunning.
Always trust a glue salesman.
I heard theyre very good at sticking to their word.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
I heard that reading while sunbathing makes you very well red.
Did you know that a chicken farmers favorite car is a coupe?
Ive gone to the dentist so many times now.
Trust me, I know the drill.
Two silk worms had a race and they ended up in a tie.
When a new hive is done, bees apparently throw a house swarming party.
Why cant you trust a burrito?
Cause it will spill the beans.
Alan Griffin
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
I drove by a sign the other day that read, Broken puppets for sale.
Never tell a lie to an x-ray technician.
They can see right through you.
How do you get a baby alien to fall asleep?
What did the volcano say to his wife?
I lava you so much.
What did the watermelon say to the honeydew melon?
Youre one in a melon.
Jill broke her finger in the accident.
But, on the other hand, she was completely fine.
The grape said nothing when he was stepped on.
Instead, he let out a little wine.
I took a photo of a field of wheat.
It was very grainy.
