What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
Are you ready to laugh until your bed rocks?
Then enjoy these rock puns!
Dont take them for granite!
It wasnt her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Because it was on shale.
He just couldnt put it down.
This is too much pressure!
His grades were below C-level.
In rocking chairs, of course!
Too bad Bill didnt have avalanche insurance.
I really lava you!
During the stone age.
Dont take life for granite.
Theyre always in their pure form.
Holmes: Its sedimentary, my dear Watson.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Give me a moment and Ill dig something up.
Because they get hammered and stoned.
They know really dirty jokes.
They take nothing for granite.
He was charged with basalt and battery.
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
I dont want to talc about it.
They are very sedimental.
They like to be stone-cold sober.
He wanted to be a little boulder.
He had a hard rock life.
It was always on shale.
May the quartz be with you!
They lost their apatite.
They can make your bedrock.
He was taking his wife for granite, so she left him.
Because it contains alkynes of people.
Youre a fool and a fake!
Because they all have their faults.
Nothing, silly, minerals dont talc!
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
