Didnt get asked out on a second date in college because my FP was too high.
FP = fat potential.
Fucked me up a bit, because thats just… how I am.
DeMorris Byrd
I care about people and Im sorry you were threatened by that.
2.Didnt get asked out on a second date in college because my FP was too high.
FP = fat potential.
3.Chick told me she couldnt date someone with as serious mommy issues as I did.
My mommy issues were that she had died 2 months earlier.
Im in a wheelchair.
6.I have Lupus and the guy said: I dont want you to die before I do.
He then proceeded to go for the crackhead with multiple DUIs.
7.I am a dainty eater.
Apparently a real man eats a burger and fries.
My date thought it was unmasculine I ordered fries a la carte.
8.I just dont want to be in a relationship right now.
Then a week later shes dating someone else.
10.I was above their league.
11.Girl I dated from my church dumped me because its too tempting to sin around me.
This is also the best compliment Ive ever gotten.
12.Girl in college told me she didnt want to date me because I hadnt dated anyone before.
It really worried me though.
What if all girls thought this?
Will no one want to date me because no one wanted to in high school?
Have I passed some point of no return I didnt even know existed?
Fast forward a few months and we ended up dating after all.
Horrible decision, should have walked away when I had the chance.
13.I like you but my friends dont have someone and Id feel guilty leaving them.
And then a few days later (literally like 3 days) on her snapchat story.
Why wont anyone ask me or my friends out?
That one was a sucker punch, just when I was beginning to think maybe it wasnt an issue.
She broke up with me after.
Bitch Im not a TV dinner.
17.Told me shes always on the go.
What the hell does that even mean?
You GO to the same school as me.
Where are you going?
Years later and I think of this every time I look in the mirror.
20.My ex cheated on me because I was recovering from sexual assault… so yeah.
21.I was too wealthy.
I knew this guy didnt have as much money as me and he was a single dad.
I paid for a lot of the more expensive dates or at least paid for my half.
Id only let him pay for cheap dates.
23.I was apparently too nice….
24.Because we had different tastes in music.
He said it was too big of a difference between us.
25.That I wasnt enough of a bad boy.
Cant really decide how I feel about that.
26.Your breath smells bad.
After she led me on for about a month while simultaneously swooning over a foreign exchange student.
The second time really made me reevaluate my taste in romantic partners.
30.She had a really nice house, but she was upset that my house was bigger.
31.I got dumped by my girlfriend of 9 months over somewhere I had BEEN!
Someone asked if we could see the Morgue… so they took us down for a tour.
I get home from the course, tell my lady, and she FREAKS OUT about it.
32.I dont like girls that play RPG, says the lifelong RPG nerd.
33.She was into really fat dudes and I was only kinda fat.
I only like tall boys.
IS SIX FOOT ONE NOT TALL ENOUGH FOR YOU?
35.My parents found out youre black.Hangs up.
I asked her why and she didnt really answer the question.
37.I wasnt gay or bi.
Im a straight guy, she was a straight girl.
38.I dont speak English with a French accent so I wasnt as exotic as they thought I would be.
English isnt my first language but neither is French so I was quite confused.
39.High school girlfriend broke up with me after 2 years saying it was Gods will we break up.
Id have just preferred the truth.
41.Dude said he didnt date Asian chicks.
A year later, hes dating an Asian chick.
Worst thing for my self confidence.
42.I heard your family is full of pieces of shit.
44.Straight up told I was ugly.
45.When I was fourteen my best friend wrote me a two page break up letter.
This was lame, because he was only two years older than me we were in high school.
It was also a lie, because he later dated my best friend who was admittedly older than me.
But only by ten hours and two minutes; we had the same exact birthday.
47.I use a wheelchair.
He dumped me because of it by saying, When Im with you,Imdisabled, too!
48.I felt like I was with a child because I have dwarfism.
49.I was told: Youre too jovial.
50.I got the privilege of being the see if I could do this relationship after a divorce.
After doing the whole meet the family, talk about moving in, blah blah blah.
