When she gets upset, tell her shes being extra.
1.When something surprises you, say you are shook.
2.Use the word slaps or banger to describe something amazing or good.
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3.Wondering what shes up to today?
Spice things up by saying, Ayy whats gucci fam?
Were heading to the park wanna join?
Its gonna be lit.
4.Your mother is DTF.
Say it on front of her friends for max damage.
Bonus if you dab before you leave.
6.When she gets upset, tell her shes being extra.
7.Start calling everything she likes wack.
8.Deadass is a good word, its a synonym of actually and Im being serious.
9.Just call everything dope, lit or ratchet and start calling her homie.
Tell her shes on fleek all the time.
10.Just say whatup fam?
Then when they get mad yell worldstar.
I will give no context.
For maximum embarrassment potential, all you’re gonna wanna know is that its an adjective.
12.Im literally screaming right now.
Drop or misuse auxiliary verbs.
Instead of buying things, you cop them.
14.Instead of saying a curse word, EVERY time say Damn Daniel.
Use it in place of yes / I agree, etc.
So, you could say, Do you need some tampons for your vajayjay?
That would embarrass her.
17.Tag all of your texts with a hashtag.
Bonus for #hashtag.
18.Call a girl she doesnt like a thot.
It means that hoe over there.
Be like omg that Lisa is such a thot.
21.Tell her mom is T H I C C. 22.
(SAVAGE) If she finishes the milk, tell her shes a savage.
Says something mean or something not polite ask her, Y U GOTTA ACT SO SAVAGE?
23.Use the word clutch as a way to describe something great.
Like that party was clutch.
You could use lit in the same way.
This will replace bro, dude, babe, honey, sweety, etc.
Squad Plural of fam, but Fam can also be plural.
Leaving an eventIm trynna dip I should probably take offFinna bounce?
Should we head out?
Reacting to something crazy/shocking/amazingBRUH No way, Holy crap Furreal?
Boppin to them bangers, huh?
Tight tight tight… well, Im finna make sumn litty to eat, yall tryna cop?
Haha hella pizza rolls AF.
Anyway… keep hustlin, earn that guap, stay yolo.
Big Papa out, YEET!
27.Just use the word meta for a synonym for cool.
Thats meta fam meta shirt bro.
28.Start a sentence with for real, except say it twice…as one word.
Forrealforreal, we should do x later but did you do your homework tho, forrealforreal.
29.If she ever fights it say triggered and walk off.
30.Sweetie, youre at a critical point in your life.
The choices you make now can determine the outcome of your future.
This is why I need you to promise me youll take school seriously.
The sky is the limit if you just try.
I only tell you this because I love you and I want you to be woke as fuck.
31.When going to a store say I finna roll up to (store name) right quick homie.
Instead of asking how they are.
Whats poppin B Also tell them that their mom is DTF so they can stay out late tonight.
32.Slowly one by one point to all their friends faces.
Look at your daughter.
33.Dont ever call her your daughter again.
Only refer to her as B.
34.If she tells you to take off your jacket, just reply with
Mans not hot.
36.The phrase: lit as af in response to something being cool.
Sure to get a rise out of her.
37.Next time she asks how she looks, tell her she looks extra basic.
39.Just start saying hashtag out loud for example.. that food was really good.
40.Play Now watch me whip while whipping and doing the nae nae.
41.Ask her if she wants to watch Netflix and chill as INNOCENTLY as you might.
42.If friends come over call them fam.
When you leave the room.
Yell Im dabbin out!
And then flail your arms in the air.
43.That outfit is sofetch!
(Or whatever the fuck Lilliam Pumpernickel a.k.a.
45.You aint woke fam.
Say that verbatim if you want her face to blush with embarrassment.
In lay mans terms it means you are not social aware/conscious as I. I am too cool.
46.Call her bae and then dab.
49.Say bruh after literally every sentence.
