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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
Ask Redditexplains what its like to be middle class.
1.Having too many damn mugs in the cupboard and too many signs on the walls.
2.Living in a neighborhood where all the streets are some version of the name of the neighborhood.
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3.Having a plastic bag for your plastic bags.
4.A celebratory family dinner at Applebees.
6.Renting a boat or a jetski for the day.
7.A heap of board games in the closet that nobody ever plays.
8.You say things like crap thats twenty dollars and eh its just twenty dollars.
9.Going out on family trips in a big family car.
10.Shopping at Target, because you are tired of Walmarts bullshit.
11.The good cable package, you know, the one with BBC America?
But no movie networks.
12.Magnets on the fridge from everywhere youve gone.
13.Going on a family vacation to visit other family.
15.Thinking the Cheesecake Factory is the nicest restaurant.
17.Getting hyped about going to Disney World.
19.Having an older outside fridge in your garage.
Usually a base model early 00s fridge that still runs but didnt make the cut when mom remodeled.
20.Having a living room that barely gets used and a family room.
Or having a living room and a den.
22.Buying most of your designer goods at TJ Maxx and Marshalls.
25.When you have an extra bedroom and call it your office.
27.Owning throw pillows in sufficient quantity to suffocate an entire rugby team at the same time.
28.Absence of toiletries from your hotel room after you checkout.
29.Having a stack of napkins from various fast food restaurants that your parents keep in the kitchen.
30.Mowing your own lawn.
31.Wearing flip flops and sandals out in public.
Rich enough to afford the payments but too poor to buy it outright on sight.
33.Naming your children : Haydon, Braydon, Cayden , Jaydon… you get the idea.
36.Suburbans with stickers on the back for a family of 6 and 2 pets.
37.Lemons in a display bowl.
39.ThinkingCoachis a high end brand.
40.Living in the suburbs with a fenced backyard full of dog shit.
The dog(s) have never been leash trained.
41.Mac and cheese hot dogs for dinner, but its Kraft mac n cheese and all beef hot dogs.
42.Having a trampoline next to an aboveground pool.
43.Showing off expensive possessions and simultaneously bragging about the discount you got for it.
44.A fridge with a bottle of Prosecco and different flavored humus in it.
46.Showing off the nicest things you own to pretend youre better off financially than you are.
47.Getting several small Christmas presents, one medium present for you, or getting one large family present.
48.Judging a restaurants quality by how many times the waiter gives you a refill of soda.
50.Thinking you grew up in a poor family until you meet someone who actuallydidgrow up in a poor family.
