Mom jokes are the perfect way to brighten the mood of any mother.
Use this expansive list of the best mom jokes to make any mother in your life, smile.
Use these jokes as a way to connect with other moms or to laugh at your own motherhood struggles.
Andrea Piacquadio
Mother: I dont know, ask your grandma.
Mother: You came out of my personal space, so save it.
Crumbs for Tears
Why did the cookie begin to cry?
He was sad because his mother had been a wafer so long!
Worlds Best Gossip
What are the three quickest ways to spread a rumor?
The internet, the telephone, and informing your mom.
Short Stuff
What do you call a small mother?
Run, Tomato, Run
What did the mother tomato say to her baby tomato?
Son: Hey mom, can I get $50?
Mom: Do I look like Im made of money?
Son: Well isnt that what M.O.M.
Life as a Kernel
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Mama, wheres pop corn?
Feeling Stuck
Why did the baby strawberry start to cry?
His mom was in a jam.
Bedtime Blues
What did the mom say to her foal?
Its pasture bedtime, hun.
Surfing the Inter-Webs
What did mom spider say to her baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
Pirate Problems
Why was it so difficult for the pirate to call his mother?
She had left the phone off the hook.
Farmhouse Whispers
How do you get calves to be quiet so their mommy can sleep?
Use the moooote button.
Ive Got Chills, Theyre Multiplying
Why did the baby beans give their mom a sweater?
She was feeling a bit chili.
The Animal Kingdom
Whats the fastest land mammal?
A toddler thats been asked, Whats in your mouth?
Stop and Smell the Flowers
Which flowers are the best to give on Mothers Day?
Sharp as a Tack
Why are computers so smart?
They listen to their motherboard.
Head in the Clouds
Whats an astronaut moms, favorite sweet?
Carrie Underwood
How do I explain [my mom]?
She is as respected as Mother Teresa, as powerful as Stalin, and as beautiful as Margaret Thatcher.
Leslie Knope,Parks & Recreation
When your mother asks, Do you want a piece of advice?
it is a mere formality.
It doesnt matter if you answer yes or no.
Youre going to get it, anyway.
Jenny McCarthy
Ah, babies.
Theyre more than just adorable little creatures on whom it’s possible for you to blame your farts.
Reese Witherspoon
No one told me I would be coming home in diapers, too.
Chrissy Teigen
My mom said she learned how to swim.
Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat.
Thats how she learned how to swim.
I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim.'
You want to torture someone?
Hand them an adorable baby they love who doesnt sleep.
The original meal has never been found.
Calvin Trillin
I want my children to have all the things I couldnt afford.
Then I want to move in with them.
Kristen Bell
Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.
Julie Bowen
You know how after you grab kids you never ever pee by yourself again?
At least one of them is always in there with you at all times.
Jennifer Garner
Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare.
Ed Asner
Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty.
Serena Williams
