He told the officiant to not file the paperwork.
1.The husband had an unsolicited outburst at a family dinner: I KNOW YOU GUYS KNOW I DO METH!
AND you better BACK OFF ABOUT IT!
Mark Zamora
Her dad didnt know.
2.Next door neighbor got married.
Less than 2 months later she moved out, said he was abusive and a drunk.
He told the officiant to not file the paperwork.
4.I know two couples who got married for the sole purpose of having sex together.
Both marriages lasted a year combined.
5.A relative of mine was forced into a shotgun wedding.
The bride had a miscarriage, so they got divorced a month later.
6.I work as a clerk at a Family Courthouse.
Bride fucked the DJ.
New record for the office pool.
7.I have a friend who proposed to his girlfriend like a week after he caught her cheating on him.
He thought it would bring them closer and fix their relationship.
Shes getting dicked down in his house and he just drives right by.
They are currently getting divorced after barely a year of marriage.
City girl moved to the country and hated it.
She moved back to the city and hasnt left it.
9.Had a bit of a tip off when we didnt see the bride at the reception.
She was next door in the carriage house restroom sobbing.
They were never really a good match and everyone could see it.
I think she just wanted to have a wedding and be a princess for a day.
Once she realized she actually had to keep the guy, she started having second thoughts.
11.My cousin was married and then three months later he had a brain aneurism and survived.
His new wife divorced him soon after saying she wasnt prepared for that.
Hes now married to someone much nicer and twenty times more attractive.
12.Relative of mine got married and divorced 6 months later.
Turns out they had never seriously discussed whether or not they wanted children prior to getting married.
One adamantly wanted children and the other didnt and it drove them apart.
They were together for 3 or 4 years before getting married and somehow never figured this out.
13.My uncle had married someone 3 months after dating them.
He had 2 dachshunds and 2 cats.
She demanded that he got rid of the dogs and got two new ones of her choice.
They divorced in two weeks
14.About thirty minutes.
Bride told the groom in the run-up to the wedding, Do NOT smash the cake in my face.
Friends of mine had been together for 15yrs.
17.My cousins wedding, her ex-husband pulled a Ross and said the wrong name during his vows.
Separated weeks later, no idea how look it took to get out of the marriage.
19.One of my family members actually.
Didnt even last 6 months.
20.I think it was about 3 weeks?
She came home at like 1am, told him about it, and he divorced her.
21.My husbands aunts marriage lasted about a year and a half.
And crazily enough, shes the one who left him.
I figure he likes the idea of a trophy wife, because shes about 20 years his junior.
Poor guy is still hung up on her.
22.The bride had been fucking the best man and the groom found out the day after the wedding.
3 months from dating to engaged, 3 months from married (sealed in the temple) to divorced.
She found soft core porn on his iPad and said that was as good as cheating.
….they were Mormons.
24.Divorced my husband after two months.
26.Cousin got married and divorced within three weeks.
Theyd been dating for a few years before getting married.
27.I filed for divorce 6 months after I got married.
We had been together for 2 years before we even tied the knot.
So he would spend all weekend, every weekend, with his friends.
I was also ill when we first got together, and underweight because of it.
I was 145lbs at 57.
-_-
I noped the fuck out of there.
28.I knew a couple who had been on-again-off-again for years.
They broke up several times during their engagement, yet still went forward with the wedding.
29.Me and my ex wife.
7 months of total time married before the divorce papers were signed by the judge.
Turns out she was staying the night at a boy toys.
This was after being together for years and claiming that shedidwant kids.
He almost left her at the gas station.
After they got back from their honeymoon, she would stay out until 4 AM just about every night.
No calls or texts, just wasnt coming home until very late.
They were divorced within six months of the wedding.
My wedding was not too long after his divorce was finalized.
He gave a very nice, funny speech instead.
A close family friend got married in August.
They had been dating for four years and engaged for a year and a half.
I was even in the wedding and had no idea he was up to anything.
32.My friend married a dude after knowing him for three months and started to divorce him 3 months later.
He was okay with more kids, but he was a bit of a deadbeat.
My friend realized this was not a person to have a baby with and left him.
33.Got married immediately after graduating college.
Divorced within 6 months.
34.College friend got married to a girl he had dated for about a year and a half.
They got divorced 90 days later, she was cheating the entire time they were dating and married.
We broke up due to the cheating, a month or so later the girl moved in with him.
They got married on my birthday.
Sometimes Karma is just so real.
36.My friend cheated on his wife AT THEIR WEDDING.
She found out about half an hour after doing the paperwork and separation was immediate.
37.Good friend of mine got married.
On their honeymoon husband tells her he needs space and isnt sure what he wants.
Then he tells her hes leaving her for her best friend, who hes having an affair with.
My friend is now blissfully happy and thriving and hes still a piece of garbage.
Dude slapped her and said this shit is getting annulled tomorrow.
Honestly she might have not dodged the slap, but she dodged a bullet.
39.My little sister got married to the love of her life at 17.
40.He started using meth again after years of recovery.
They were married for less than a year.
Hes in rehab now.
41.How about the bride that pushed her new husband off a cliff on day 8?
When people noticed he wasnt around she notified the police.
Then when they still didnt stop investigating she led a search and rescue party directly to his body.
She said God led her to the spot.
Eventually she made up a story about it being an accident.
Finally she confesses to everything.
They hadnt even consummated the marriage.
42.Couple marries because she is pregnant, wants the baby in wedlock.
Divorce (annulled I think, actually) when baby was born the wrong color 3 months later.
43.They got married in the October, she left him just after Christmas the same year.
44.My wifes familys neighbors daughter got married and threw a huge wedding day bash like spent 50-70 grand.
Then not even 2 weeks later got divorced.
She had been cheating on her husband throughout the engagement but still wanted her special day.
45.A relative of mine had a marriage last less than 3 weeks.
Their wedding was super lavish and it was clear a lot of prep and money went into it.
At their wedding they announced they were expecting their first child.
She found this out while in a foreign country on their honeymoon, 4 months pregnant.
46.My friend married this woman after years of dating.
Later that night she left their house and didnt come back until the next morning.
She came clean the next day, but that was the end of their 6 month marriage.
Im sure there were other things too, but that was the official story.
There wasnt any cheating, she just decided she didnt want to be a military wife.
It just sucked that she waited until that day to tell anyone.
The girl found out she would lose a lot of her trust fund because of being married.
A gaggle of 4 lawyers were flown in and got a very quick retroactive annulment.
Marriage lasted 4 days, except legally it was declared to have never existed at all.
They dated for 3 more years then broke up.
