1.He straight up said to me, Im just an alpha, you know?
A lot of people cant handle that.
That guy really just took himself out on a date.
Sharon Garcia
Oh no, Im sure I make more than you do, dont worry.
4.He thought that being witty required making fun of every person in his life.
I dont think every relationship requires an explicit break-up.
But keep in mind, doing it that way can burn the bridge.
6.What came out of his mouth was right, and I was wrong.
Wouldnt stop texting me every half hour till he went to bed.
He kept forcing me to say I liked him.
Afterwards, he went on a date with someone to make me jealous.
He kept texting me every detail of his date WHILE the date was happening.
How are you even doing that?
I only felt bad for the other girl.
I dont know what I saw in him initially, but Im glad I realized my mistake quite soon.
7.I was chatting with this guy I had on my snapchat.
I hadnt really given him a chance as I wasnt attracted to him.
He was always such a gentleman and so sweet I figured wed have a fun night.
So later that evening I go to open my snapchat and there it is.
A FUCKING DICK PIC.
so I text back hey Im going to have to cancel our date.
I havent talked to him since.
8.He was very controlling and had to be right abouteverything even if he was legitimately misinformed.
Overall, just came off as being very arrogant.
Theres a clear difference between being intelligent/confident… or being an arrogant asshole.
Ego for days for no reason = a dealbreaker.
12.A boyfriend of a few days told me I should start gymnastics again after telling him I used to.
I asked why and he responded with, Itd help you lose weight.
I was 110 pounds.
17.Calling my breasts the twins.
I get it that some women dig that, but it makes me super uncomfortable.
18.He was cute, offered to buy me a drink.
I tell him Im DD so Ill have a Shirley Temple.
He repeatedly insists that I get something with alcohol instead.
He actually gets angry when I say I really cant.
He then comes right out and says that girls are easier when they are drunk.
And calls me a bitch.
Possibly an attempt to make me feel special, but I ran for the hills.
His last message was its probably cause you think youre too good for me.
Well I mean I didnt think that before but yeah now I definitely do.
23.By being rude to the Uber driver.
He talked to them as if they were his inferiors.
I told him right then and there that we would catch separate Ubers back to our cribs.
I was NOT feeling that shit.
24.This just happened on a FIRST date 2 nights ago!
He also kept touching my leg (and at one point was stroking my ENTIRE leg.
Is it ok if I give you my number?
He did everything right.
He was courteous and respectful.
26.He asked me the same small talk questions ten minutes after me answering the first time.
Then he asked them again.
What was worse was how proud of himself he was.
There wasnt a second date.
28.He was rude as fuck to a server.
She was a teenager and it was probably her first job.
Poor thing looked like she was going to cry.
I left immediately but nor before handing her a twenty and gave her a little pep talk.
29.I drove for my second date with a guy.
Though the merge onto the highway was completely normal and uneventful he said, Do you hate merging?
I respond, No…..why would I feel any way about merging?
He replied, Most women hate merging.
I guess its scary for them.
Driving is a lot for most women.
Okay, were done here.
30.He told me he loved me.
It was the first date, a blind date.
31.He got angry when I wouldnt wait for him to initiate the door for me.
Like, literally sneered and sighed and muttered to himself.
If you are walking ahead of me or its a smooth movement, sure like launch the door.
The first person to the door should open it for the other person.
34.Most recently, not asking a single question about me.
Im not going to keep talking about you dude.
38.We were chatting and he seemed cool before saying Im basically the real life version of BoJack Horseman.
39.Gave him a ride home from a party in my hometown (I was visiting for the holidays.)
Got to his house.
Yes, he was sober.
And yes, this was the first time we had met.
40.He was an acquaintance and I had known him for a year or so.
41.By faking an Irish accent.
This was in England, but just… Why?
42.He was a friend of a friend.
This was before a hello or anything.
Just… Straight to the point.
43.He took me to McDonalds.
That wasnt the problem, though, it was the way he acted like an ass to the cashier.
44.He was a coworker of mine at a restaurant.
He seemed nice though, so I was thinking about it… but something seemed off.
I ended up at a mutual friends party a while later and he was there.
I wasnt drinking and decided to leave early.
He had been drinking and decided to follow me through the dark to my car.
I apologized and said I didnt think it was a good idea, and he got upset.
He held me there, pinned against my car, and kept screaming in my face.
He was about 62.
I started to cry and told him he was scaring me.
45.Met a guy at a wing restaurant after I got off work.
The majority of the time we were there, he talked about his ex-wife.
After he finished eating, he asked if I wanted to get frozen custard or see a movie.
Instead of driving to the theater, he drove to the custard place.
He didnt even mention the movie again.
Just ordered himself a big custard.
46.I was friends with a guy from work that I kind of liked.
After we hung out with some other friends, he walked me to my car.
I had to leave to get home for curfew.
I was really creeped out.
He kept wanting me to kiss him while he basically wouldnt let me get in my car.
Dodged a big bullet there.
48.He told me Id look like I was 13, if not for the wrinkles.
Managed to insult me for looking too young and too old at the same time.
Im 24, for reference.
When I looked offended, he said, Oh!
Dont worry, Ilikethat you kinda look like youre 13!
He already knew I didnt wear glasses so he had gone ahead and put in fake lenses for me.
When I asked why, he said it was because he always imagined himself marrying someone who wore glasses.
Also, he told me that he found those glasses on the floor at the movie theatre.
most women are too vapid and dull to compete with my intellec-
Click.
Gentleman, if you have to state youre above average in intellect, you arent.
