In my friend’s vows he was talking about her eyes which were blue and he called them green.
1.During the vows, the bride laughed at the for richer or poorer part and wouldnt say it.
Somehow theyre still going strong.
Ieva Vizule
I sure hope he never loses his job.
3.The groom refused to get dressed and wore a black t-shirt and sneakers.
4.It was a dual wedding.
Thats right folks, TWO sets of my friends got married at the same time.
I thought it was stupid and neither marriage would last two years.
5.The groom wouldnt stop talking about the marriage like it was a prison sentence.
They were divorced in just under a year.
6.I was best man at my mates wedding.
The bride hit on me.
You could see the obvious hurt on the brides face throughout the day.
8.The bride and groom got in an argument post-reception and the brideran away.
9.The father of the bride made a speech about how he saw his daughter organizing the groom over time.
10.The bride-to-be of my friend would not let him participate in the entire bachelor party.
It wasnt even a risque itinerary: more of just a guys night with drinking and poker and such.
So we essentially had his stag without him.
11.Groom was sending texts to a very uninterested bridesmaid all night.
Groom was also more interested in getting wasted with his buddies than being with the bride.
There were also red flags BEFORE the wedding.
No surprise they were divorced in less than a year.
12.The bride did not smile, neither during the ceremony nor during the reception.
She never cracked a smile.
13.In my friends vows he was talking about her eyes which were blue and he called them green.
And now look at her two months later, getting married to a guy she met the next day!
Even her elderly grandmother laughed out loud.
15.Attended a very big, very religious wedding of a 21-year-old bride and a 22-year-old groom.
They lied about where they met (it was on Tinder).
All he wanted was to be cuddled sometimes, and shed refuse.
He said he hoped it got better after they were married.
All the groomsmen made frantic eye contact and changed the subject.
Thats still your partner, thats still your relationship.
16.The best man, the grooms lifelong best friend, was gay.
And I mean GAAY.
All but one of the groomsmen were gay.
A few years after the wedding, the grooms father died.
Everyone did their best to act shocked.
Spoiler alert: it wasnt her soon-to-be husband.
Didnt last a year.
18.Was at the wedding of an ex girlfriend who married young.
(20) Husband got into a drunk fistfight with his groomsmen at the reception.
I left after she threw her wedding ring at him.
19.The bride and groom didnt hang out the entire wedding.
Everyone always joked about the newborns objection.
She was really just trying to warn them, I suppose.
21.The father of the groom brings up divorce in his speech as he was officiating the wedding.
22.There was a part of the ceremony where the bride and groom were kneeling at the altar.
On the bottom of the grooms shoes were two pieces of tape that read HELP and ME on them.
They lasted less than a year.
Divorced within 6 months
24.The groom spent almost all of his speech talking about his best man.
25.A friend was a bridesmaid in a wedding…
When they said, You may kiss the bride the groom leaned in…
When she went to kiss him he pulled away and pointed and laughed at her.
Also was flirting aggressively with the maid of honor.
Divorced within a year.
No one was surprised.
26.The bride didnt look happy to be walking down the aisle.
She wanted the wedding.
It was over within 2 years.
She didnt even seem upset about it.
27.Went to a wedding of my wifes coworker.
She was the sweetest person and her fiancee was a total slob.
Just a cocky, out of shape, burnt out frat guy.
Pretty sure this was a bad technique to try and make her stick around and think he was desirable.
I feel so sad for her.
29.Groom was clearly having a good time, bride was visibly uncomfortable.
When it came time for vows the groom had a long list and read it off nicely.
Thank god for the open bar.
(Like, if her name was Brenda, he called her Brittney.)
It lasted two years.
31.When the ex-girlfriend stood up to object with a pregnancy stick in her hand.
Positive its you, she said.
They divorced within the year.
33.I was a groomsman.
The groom was nowhere to be found as the night was winding up.
The intoxicated bride, whom Id met maybe 3 times prior, asked me to dance.
Then she said to me: When I masturbate, I think of you.
That was the first time she ever expressed interest in me.
They had 3 kids in five years.
Both caught each other cheating on the other.
Divorced at the 5-year mark.
34.The groom wanted to delay the wedding so they could do a last minute Taco Bell run.
They were divorced within 18 months.
She gave him a look of the purest hatred and disgust.
They separated six months later.
36.I saw the newly married couple step out of an elevator, and he accidentally stepped on her dress.
She snapped and turned around, yelling Do that again and see what happens!
He was stone-faced and without saying anything, immediately went to the bar for a beer.
37.The husband slept with one of the bridesmaids a week before the wedding.
During the wedding he was so nervous he stuttered.
Bride rolled her eyes and looked pissed.
They had a wishing well for presents.
We added our anonymous gift with a card and thought that was that.
One week later get an abusive call that we did not put in.
This ended up getting so bad it tore down multiple friendships for the groom.
Bride wanted enough money to buy a house.
Turns out bride was cheating on him the whole time, with someone who was also married.
My husband was a groomsman, and as more than an hour passed, I finally called him.
He said she was having a blast and wouldnt leave.
They made it about 2 months after that.
40.Groom hated the brides family, grooms family didnt approve of the bride.
Very awkward at a wedding!
Eyebrows are practically falling off the top of my head at this point.
Cant wait to see how this one plays out.
42.It was my wedding.
There was no discussion about this beforehand, he just did it.
No, we are not still married.
Shocking, I know.
43.She posted on Facebook that it was the worst day of her life.
44.The groom said the wrong name during the vows.
45.Bride told me and my partner a few weeks earlier that she didnt want to go through with it.
She had generic vows, husbands were beautiful.
She had a sour face the whole time, it was almost funny.
I dodged a bullet.
46.Older guy marrying a young Eastern European.
The grooms friend said at the reception This party is great.
I hope I get invited to the one next year.
The guy had been married a few times before.
They opened their gifts in front of everyone like it was a birthday party.
There was no alcohol, dancing, or food.
In front of our entire family my sister said I give them a year.
She was wrong though.
Within 3 months of the kid coming they had split and my cousin swears the kid isnt his.
The whole wedding was one giant fucking red flag.
I feel like thats an insanely bad way to start a marriage.
My brother did it anyway.
Divorced 4 months later.
