Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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Updated 1 year ago,January 16, 2024
Dumb puns are the best puns.
They fought tooth and nail.
But it was a key in- O.
Because its two tired.
He got the cold shoulder.
They get throne away.
A chimp off the old block.
Take me to your weeder!
Because it doesnt know how to conduct itself.
Because he was a light sleeper.
Say Gucci Gucci Gucci!
Because they taste funny.
They take the psycho path.
You cant venom all.
A chew chew train.
When it hugs the shore.
He is in a cent.
Because they have two banks.
It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
Pick on someone your own size!
A pair of medics.
Dont feed the animals.
They are already stuffed.
He sold his soul to Santa
A flat miner.
In the ark hives.
Their future is always up in the air.
My Fare, Lady
Then it grew on me.
On the ends of giants fingers.
One without a spring.
Because their horns dont work.
