So, why not introduce someone totally unexpected?

Knope is the ultimate yes woman, taking on project after project as long as it serves her constituents.

What better person to repair our broken country?

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Under her, waffles would be available at every McDonalds drive-thru and Disney+ would be free for everyone.

Im not positive that he had any other exchange that season.

Anyway, hed make a great president because you know that he wouldnt be there for personal gain.

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Even if he didnt want it.

Her opponent wouldnt even realize that she never answered Jake Tappers question about inner city public schools.

Thats part of the job!

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And hes so competitive.

All of this makes him a perfect candidate for president!

Wouldnt you want an ultra-serious human running your country instead of, idk, a reality star?

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He could lower our countrys deficit or whatever while the rest of us watchMILF Manorin bliss.

Both Miranda and Meredith have flourished under his guidance, so why shouldnt the country?

He has wisdom pouring from his pores.

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(Name one president who has made you laugh unironically.)

Oh, and hes tough he survived electrocution and cobalt poisoning, and even got sober.

That will come in handy when he has to initiate the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt.

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President Barbie

I saved the most obvious choice for last.

Nevertheless, she persisted.

If that doesnt make her qualified to win the presidency and repair our great nation, then nothing will.

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