IP beats original programming any day of the week!
Thus,Kaoshas been seen by practically no one, despite starring Jeff Goldblum.
Can I speak with his dealer?
Warner Bros.
Here they are, and youre welcome.
Dionysus inKaos
Zeus isnt the only god inKaoswho has me changing my Grindr location to Mount Olympus.
Who doesnt want a sad boi that they can fix?
Dionysus just needs to learn how to properly clash patterns, because his sense of fashion physically hurts me.
Hercules inHercules
Yes, Im talking about the animated version!
Xerxes in300
Yes, hes technically a god-king.
Netflix
But ooh, girl, look at that immaculate spray tan and Speedo!
But hey, who says hed have to talk?
I predict that Id hit that about 300 times.
Starz
Thor, obviously, from the MCU
Thor is the hottest Avenger in my book.
(Captain America is just a little too basic for my tastes.
Sorry, but being heroic cannot be your entire personality.)
Warner Bros.
Wait, no, thats the girl fromTangled.
Anyway, hes hot.
Walt Disney
Warner Bros.
Paramount Pictures
