You have to admit…these celebs look eerily similar.

However, no one is talking about the most important part:The Substanceis actually a documentary.

That was the day that Cillian Murphy was born.

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Severance / Oppenheimer

Remember, CGI has been around since Hollywoods Golden Age.

Where do these celebrities get the Substance from, you ask?

Didnt I already say thatThe Substancewas a documentary?

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They get it from a random P.O.

Box in Silver Lake.

She was created 20 years ago by the Substance.

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Severance / Oppenheimer

This has made it far easier for the two of them to simultaneously exist in our world.

Christopher Walken, on the other hand, has had to cancel a lot of dinner plans.

After all, the Substance doesnt have a perfect track record.

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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever / Nope

F*ck it.

This doesnt present too much of a problem, though.

The two Millie Bobby Browns just split their acting duties equally like the Olsen Twins did onFull House.

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Guilty Party / Damsel

If you dont believe me, then look at a picture of Jared Leto with long hair!

The hollow, sunken eyes … You just need to open your eyes, man.

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May December / Damsel

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Imperial War Museum/ Morbius

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A Quiet Place / Alien: Romulus