Anya Taylor-Joy is about to shred the screen as Furiosa.
Here are our very real (and not at all whacky) opinions of what my happen.
What else might we expect from the franchise?
Furiosa / Warner Bros.
The Green Place is actuallygreen.
As you may recall fromFury Road, Furiosa was born somewhere called the Green Place.
Just horny people everywhere, writhing in the grass, ripping spiky chainmail off of each other with glee.
It breaks therecordfor shortest car chase scene.
TheMad Maxseries is always one-upping itself, delivering jaw-dropping chase scene after jaw-dropping chase sceneandFury Roadis no exception.
So, why not go the other way inFuriosa?
Warner Bros.
Give us the shortest car chase scene in cinematic history!
Furiosa speeds after the villain and just, like, immediately catches him since shes a better driver.
Chris Hemsworth plays a villain with an insane name.
Warner Bros.
Chris Hemsworth is in this movie, but no one knows which character hes playing?
Is he Immortan Joe Clash before he becomes evil and starts wearing thePredatormask all the time?
Or is he Warlord Dementus, as rumored by InternetMad Maxstans?
Or does he have some other insane name like Scarbreath Ragestorm?
And now Im just naming body types of gay men.
There will also be an insane new vehicle.
Mad Maxscenes tend to take an everything but the kitchen sink approach.
Furiosa beats Mel Gibson in hand-to-hand combat.
Has Hollywood embraced Mel Gibson again?
I have a feeling that Young Hollywood, and Anya Taylor-Joy, have not.
For that reason, shed probably love to beat his ass.
And the children need it!
Thats how you do a cameo, folks.
Or, Tom Hardy could show up and just do some pull-ups in the background for a few minutes.
Wed pay to watch that, too.
Thunderdome comes back.
Then they gang up on Mel Gibson and beat his ass.
This movie just really needs to end with Mel Gibson getting his ass handed to him.
