Perfect to tell to friends!
Any cross the road joke can be silly and pointless but still kinda funny nonetheless.
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Baylee Gramling
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
She wanted to stretch her legs.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the road was too long to walk around it.
Because it was free range.
Because it got run over half-way.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was take your child to work day.
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
To visit the family.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
To avoid this lame and outdated joke.
It wanted to find out what those jokes were about.
Why couldnt the chicken cross the road?
Because she was chicken!
To get away from Colonel Sanders!
Well you see, it was deeply depressed.
It was trying to get to The Other Side.
He was social distancing.
The road betrayed it first.
Why didnt the roast chicken cross the road?
It didnt have the guts anymore.
Im sure it had its reasons.
To get to the other side!
Other Animal Cross The Road Jokes
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
It was take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Why was everyone mad at the pig crossing the road?
Because he was a road hog.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
The chicken wasnt around yet.
To get to the udder side!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To cockadoodle dooo something.
To prove he wasnt chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang.
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because the chicken needed a day off.
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
What happened when the elephant crossed the road?
It stepped on the chicken!
Because the chickens hadnt evolved yet.
Why didnt the flamingo cross the road?
Because hes not a chicken.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Because he wasnt chicken.
Other Cross The Road Jokes
Why did the man with no hands cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because the chicken was out of order.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because it had to go to the body shop.
What do you call a guy who jumps in a mud puddle, then crosses the road twice?
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chickens back.
Why couldnt the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Why did the one-armed guy cross the road?
To visit the second hand shop.
Why did the geeky guy cross the road?
He had heard there were a lot of chicks on the other side.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didnt have the guts.
Why didnt the ghost cross the road?
It had no body to go with.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldnt get mashed.
Why didnt the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two-tired.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: To get to the idiots house.
Person 2: Oh… uh… yeah good one, haha.
Person 1: Wanna hear another one?
Person 2: Whos there?
Person 1: The chicken.
