You fall for assholes.
You realize they’re assholes.
And you continue chasing after those assholes.
Jonathan Borba
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Updated 5 years ago,November 1, 2019
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You never make the first move.You make eye contact from across the room.
You smile at them.
You watch theirstorieson Instagram.
And thats about it.
Thats your version of flirting.
I hate to break it to you, but its not good enough.
If you want to date someone, you actually have to let them know youre interested.
Well, youve gotten your wish because they probably think youhatethem now.
You move on too quickly.When your crush looks at another girl, you assume its over.
You assume you dont have a chance.
You assume youre wasting your time.
You play the compare-and-contrast game and assume youre coming out at the bottom.
You dont even give your relationship a chance.
You cling on for too long.You fall for assholes.
You realize theyre assholes.
And you continue chasing after those assholes.
Youre probably not going to live happily ever after with the first guy you see naked.
There are going to be some bumps along the road and thats agoodthing.
Youshouldbe going on bad first dates because then its easier to recognize what a good first date looks like.
You never leave the house.You arent going to fall in love while sitting home alone on your couch.
You might find someone to swipe right on but youre eventually going to have to see them in person.
A relationship entirely through text is going to fizzle fast.
If you want to find love, you actually need to get up and get out.
