Guess which part of this is making people mad.

(Its not the height difference.)

Or you’re able to just watch these seven other gothic romances instead.

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Elegant, clever, haunting, and importantly romantic, the movie did its source novel justice.

It will make you alternately swoon and shudder.

Sources tell me that it is a documentary about my life.

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Plus, like any good Gothic romance, it features Winona Ryder as a pale, quivering scared person.

Just make a run at ignore Reeves British accent, which is best seen and not heard.

The movie also has enough disconcerting imagery to fill an entire year of night cheese-induced nightmares.

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(If only this could have happened to him in real life … Plus, Helena Bonham Carter is great at voicing the titular corpse bride.

She somehow lends humor and heart to this decaying corpse with a partially deformed face.

OK, so that transition wasnt as smooth, but it was the last one, so chill.

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Their duet in Past the Point of No Return is even sexier.

However, I cannot stress enough that you should only see this movie if you like musicals.

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Columbia Pictures

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20th Century Fox

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Paramount Pictures

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Warner Bros.

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Warner Bros.