My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
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Updated 5 months ago,November 18, 2024
1.My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2.Oh youre talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
Thought.is
3.My name must taste good because its always in your mouth.
4.Dont you get tired of putting make up on two faces every morning?
5.Too bad you cant count jumping to conclusions and running your mouth as exercise.
6.Is your drama going to an intermission soon?
7.Im an acquired taste.
If you dont like me, acquire some taste.
8.If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought adog.
9.My business is my business.
Unless youre a thong, get out of my ass.
10.Its a shame you cant Photoshop your personality.
11.I dont sugarcoat shit.
Im not Willy Wonka.
12.Acting like a prick doesnt make yours grow bigger.
13.The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
Take a deep breath and then hold it for about twenty minutes.
15.Jealousy is a disease.
Get well soon, bitch!
17.You have more faces than Mount Rushmore.
18.Sorry,sarcasmfalls out of my mouth like bullshit falls out of yours.
19.Dont mistake my silence for weakness.
No one plans a murder out loud.
20.Yes, I am a bitch just not yours.
21.Im sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone all the time.
22.You should wear a condom on your head.
If youre going to be a dick, you might as well dress like one.
23.Maybe you should eat make-up so youll be pretty on the inside too.
24.Being a bitch is a tough job but someone has to do it.
25.My middle finger gets a boner every time I see you.
26.Youre entitled to your incorrect opinion.
28.Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.
29.If I had a face like yours Id sue my parents.
30.Wheres your off button?
You should try it sometime.
32.I thought I had the flu, but then I realized your face makes me sick to my stomach.
33.The people who know me the least have the most to say.
34.Im jealous of people who dont know you.
35.Im sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego.
36.You sound reasonable… Time to up my medication.
37.Aww, its so cute when you venture to talk about things you dont understand.
38.Is there anappI can download to make you disappear?
39.Im sorry, you seem to have mistaken me with a woman who will take your shit.
40.Im visualizing duck tape over your mouth.
41.90% of your beauty could be removed with a Kleenex.
42.I suggest you do a little soul searching.
You might just find one.
43.Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.
44.My hair straightener is hotter than you.
45.I have heels higher than yourstandards.
46.Id smack you, but that would be animal abuse.
47.Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?
48.If youre offended by my opinion, you should hear the ones I keep to myself.
50.Your face is fine but you will have to put a bag over that personality.
51.Hey, I found your nose, its in my business again!
52.Im not an astronomer but I am pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun and not you.
53.I might be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid.
54.Its scary to think people like you are allowed to vote.
55.Keep rolling your eyes.
Maybe youll find your brain back there.
It just takes me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once.
57.Im sorry, what language are you speaking?
It sounds like bullshit.
58.Everyone brings happiness to a room.
I do when I enter, you do when you leave.
59.I keep thinking you cant get any dumber and you keep proving me wrong.
I just dont like you.
61.Your crazy is showing.
You might want to tuck it back in.
62.I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.
63.Youre like a plunger.
You like to bring up old shit.
64.Iam not ignoring you.
I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.
65.I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is rude in most social situations.
66.Youre the reason I prefer animals to people.
67.Youre not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality.
70.You dont like me, then fuck off.
