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Looking for ariddleor ajoketo spark somelaughter?
Well, youve come to the right place then.
Here are somegreat funny riddlesthat you, your friends, and yourkidswilllove.
Some of these might be easy toanswer, while others might be a bit more challenging.
Ready to test out your smarts and also get a good laugh in?
Funny Riddles
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add theletterG and its gone!
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Its time to fix the fence.
Whichletterof the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I am a rock group with four members.
All dead, one was assassinated.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday.
He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday.
How was that possible?
Friday was the name of his horse.
I saw a boat full of people, yet there wasnt a single person on the boat.
How is that possible?
They were all married.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
What has ten letters and starts with gas?
What would be sure to find in the middle of Toronto?
Brandon was walking around at the carnival.
If I cant do it, Ill pay you $50.
Brandon checked the booth for a scale but saw nothing, so he agreed.
In the end, the man in the booth won the $50.
How did he do it?
The man in the booth wrote the words, Your exact weight on the piece of paper.
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
What building has the most stories?
A library
What goes up but never comes down?
A king, a queen, and two twins all lay in a large room.
How are there no adults in the room?
What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Why does a giraffe drink more water in January than in February?
There are more days in January than in February!
What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some leftover?
What three letters change a girl into a woman?
This five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it… What is the word?
Imagine youre in a room that is filling up with water.
There are no windows or doors.
How do you get out?
Railroad crossing, watch out for cars.
Can you spell that without any Rs?
T-H-A-T
What can run but cant walk?
What color were the stairs?
There werent any stairs, it was a one-story house!
What tastes better than it smells?
What does ateddy beardo when it rains?
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain.
He did not have an umbrella and he wasnt wearing a hat.
His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet.
How could this happen?
Because Samuel is bald!
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off.
Why does the othermonkeyjump too?
A picture of a dog!
A sevenletterwordcontaining thousands of letters…what am I?
Why does a giraffe eat so little?
Because a giraffe can make a little go a long way.
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree.
Who gets to the banana first the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
There are no bananas at the top of a coconut tree!
So if youre looking for agood riddletopuzzleyourkidsor studentsbut in a positive wayyouve come to the right place.
I have two coins equaling fifteen cents.
One of them is not a nickel.
What are the two coins?
A dime and a nickel.
One of the coins is not a nickel, but the other one is.
If you multiply me by any other number, theanswerwill always remain the same.
What number am I?
0
A mom and dad have four daughters, and each daughter has abrother.
How many people are in the family?
(1 mom, 1 dad, 4 sisters, and 1 brother.
Each daughter has one brother, that means they must share that same brother.)
Amanis asked what his daughters look like.
How many daughters does he have?
One is blonde, one is brunette, and one is a redhead.
How many moves will it take to reach the door?
You will never reach the door, it will always be half the distance, no matter how small!
Zero, roosters do not lay eggs.
How many sides does a circle have?
None, the barn is already built!
How many tickets did they buy in total?
The answer is correct, but how?
When it is 9 AM, add 5 hours to it and you will get 2PM.
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Only once because after you subtract it is not going to be 25 anymore.
Dirty Riddles
Ah, who doesntlovea good ol dirtyriddle?
These riddles arenotappropriate forkids, so if youre achildreading this keep scrolling!
What is brown and sticky?
Youloveto play with me at night before going to sleep.
You cant get caught fiddling with me at work.
You only let a select few people touch me.
I assist with erections.
Sometimes, giant balls hang from me.
Im known as a big swinger.
I go in hard, come out soft, and youloveto blow me.
All-day long its in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
Sometimes a finger goes inside me.
You fiddle with me when youre bored.
The bestmanalways has me first.
Fun Riddles
Want to use yourbrainandreallychallenge yourthinking skillsand cognitive abilities?
Here are somefun, yettricky riddlesthat will make you use yourbrain.
What would you light first?
How many letters are in thealphabet?
There are 11 letters in thealphabet.
No candles burn longerthey all burn shorter.
Whatfive-letter wordstays the same when you take away the first, third, and lastletter?
Empty
What is special about the number 854,917,632?
Its the numbers from 1-9 in alphabetical order.
TheletterR
Amanwas found murdered on Sunday morning.
His wife immediately called the police.
The police instantly arrested the murderer.
Who did it and how did they know?
It was the Maid.
She said she was getting the mail but theres no mail on Sundays!
A plane crashed between the border of Canada and America.
Where do you bury the survivors?
They are survivors, you dont bury them.
Whichwordin the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
Amanis found hanging dead from the ceiling of a room.
The rooms dimensions are 15 x 15 x 15.
Themanis only 6ft tall and the rope was only 2ft long.
There are no windows and only one door into the room.
The door is bolted shut from the inside and there is a puddle of water under theman.
How did he kill himself?
Themanstood on a block of ice.
What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?
If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
One cup of sugar.
Who is the youngest?
The baby of the pregnant lady.
Davidsfatherhas three sons: Snap, Crackle and…?
What has thirteen hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
Aboyand an engineer were fishing.
Theboyis the son of the engineer but the engineer is thefatherof theboy.
Then who is the engineer?
The engineer is the boys mother.
A man started to town with a fox, agoose, and a sack of corn.
He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat.
He could only take one across at a time.
He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or thegoosealone with the corn.
How did he get them all safely over the stream?
He took the goose over first and came back.
Then, he took the fox across and brought the goose back.
Next, he took the corn over.
He came back alone and took the goose.
How can you drop a raweggfrom a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
A pet shop owner had aparrotwith a sign on its cage that said Parrot repeats everything it hears.
A young man bought theparrotand for two weeks he spoke to it but it didnt say a word.
He tried to return theparrotbut the shopkeeper said he never lied.
How can this be?
(Hint: its atrick question!)
Heres a bonusbrain teaserbyAlbert Einstein:
Five houses painted five different colors stand in a row.
Onepersonof a different nationality lives in each house.
Clues:
Now, thequestionis…
Who owns the fish?
Thisbrainteaseris going to take a lot of time and effort.
Did you get it?
Heres theanswertoEinsteins riddle:
The German in house #4 owns the fish.
We hope you enjoyed thesefunny riddles(and the occasional funny joke)!
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