We ate our body weight in guacamole.
Its so much fun to craft a statement thats not meant to be taken literally because its out-of-this-world crazy.
For instance, you might tell your bestie that you love her more than life itself.
Or you might tell your significant other that theyre the dollop of whipped cream on the milkshake of existence.
Below is a long list of yet more awesome examples of hyperboles.
2.Were more overdue for a hangout than the library book I forgot to return ten years ago.
3.I love you so damn much it literally hurts.
4.I drank my body weight in wine.
5.We ate our body weight in guacamole.
6.Can you and your your pea-sized brain just STFU?
7.Youre funnier than Seinfeld in the 90s.
8.I want to be tapeworm skinny.
9.Ive already told you amilliontimes!
11.This humidity is more oppressive than a dictatorship.
12.The apocalypse is definitely here.
[In reference to a bad storm.]
13.That news hit me like a tsunami.
14.Its hotter than balls out there.
15.Shes dumber than a doorknob.
16.I love you times a bazillion.
17.Lets stay together for infinity.
18.I love you more than forever.
19.If you keep pouting like that a birds going to come and shit on your lip.
20.I love you to the moon and back.
21.You better watch it or Ill knock you into next year.
22.Im seriously starving!!!
23.My vaginas desert dry right now.
24.Im so thirsty I could drink Niagra Falls.
25.I have a bazillion things to do today.
26.Id rather stab my own eye out than spend another minute with you.
27.Id climb Mount Everest just to see you for 30 more seconds.
28.Id rather get Syphilis than hang out with him again.
29.This is more fun than Lindsay Lohan on drugs.
30.I have fifty million hours of homework to do tonight.
31.They were meant for each other than Romeo and Juliet.
32.When they met, there were fireworks in their eyes.
33.I used to walk to school 40 miles uphillboth ways.
34.I love you so hard, my hearts pounding out of my chest.
35.You are brighter than the shiniest star.
36.I would walk 500 miles just to be with you.
37.Id travel the multiverse if it meant seeing that smile one more time.
38.If you keep making that face itll stick that way.
39.It was polar bear cold out.
40.Shes so dumb, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
41.Im so hungry I could eat a horse and its sister.
43.That cars driving faster than the speed of light.
44.That runners speedier than a cheetah.
45.Her diamond ring cost a fortune.
46.That coat costs more than the GDP of some small countries.
47.Shes more broken than Donald Trumps administration.
48.Hes older than ancient Rome.
49.Hes chiller than the Buddha.
50.That jokes so old, there were dinosaurs around the last time someone told it.
51.She eats like a little bird.
52.She cooked enough food for an army.
53.They ran like greased lightning.
54.Shes light as a feather.
55.Im gonna beat the living day lights outta you.
56.Youre the apple of my eye.
57.Weve been waiting an eternity.
58.This movies darker than the devil himself.
59.Ill do it the day hell freezes over.
60.Show me a pig that can fly, and Ill show you a person who doesnt lie.
61.Way too many moons have passed since I last saw you.
62.I want to get Britney-Spears-circa-2007 crazy tonight.
63.Its more of a marathon than a sprint.
64.She slept like a rock.
65.Hes weirder than a rainstorm on a sunny day.
66.This movie sucks harder than an industrial vacuum.
67.Hes more of an asshole than Hitler himself.
68.Shes more popular than God.
69.This things heavier than a boulder.
70.I think Im dying of a broken heart.
71.We make a better team than Bonnie and Clyde.
72.Im gonna kick the poop outta you.
73.That smells worse than poop.
74.That tastes like crack, its so good.
76.Hes full-on stalking me.
