At the time, I had been in the early stages of dating a few different men.
One of my options from my roster that night was “Chad.”
Chad was a cute 63 software engineer from Texas who also doubled as a comedian in his spare time.

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Getting a tattoo onanydate seems like a bizarre idea but itsnotwhat you think.
So, I had replaced him with another option from my roster that night lets call him Chad.
suddenly alerting me to the fact that my date could see all if he wanted to.

I also learned that tattoo artists have a distinctive sense of humor.
Always good to check, tattoo artist.
We thank you for your thoughtfulness, talent, and service.
It was Halloween and I was out having dinner with a group of girlfriends.
Talk about a good night.
Got asked to have a menage a trois by a hot Australian waiter.
New York has some of the best restaurants, and me and my girlfriends love fine dining.
My friends commented, He cant stop staring at you, Katerina!
and kept nudging me to leave my number on the receipt.
Did either of us take him up on it?
I guess youll never know.
Got kissed swoon style in midtown Manhattan.
Got frisky in the back of a Tesla.
On a different date with a different man, I got to experience my first ever Tesla.
My date picked me up in it and we drove through most of New York.
Luxury romance never looked so good.
Did a photo shoot in Times Square and got called princess by The Naked Cowboy.
I was doing a photo shoot in Times Square and it was actually themed after Sex and the City.
I felt truly blessed and anointed.
I will tell my future kids that was the day of my baptism.
Danced on stage in a crowd of hundreds of people in a nightclub.
No, I was not hired to dance.
Yes, I was mildly inebriated, my friends did it too and, yes the crowdlovedit.
Yes, I am a Sagittarius.
I have skills!)
These are two separate stories under the same theme.
We approached the bouncer guarding the door (is there such a thing as a strip club doorman?)
He did not hesitate and told us, You would need to blow bubbles.
Confused, we asked what he meant.
One of my girlfriends joked, Its just not the same.
He just gave that other girl a lap dance!
I need more commitment.
Dated five men at once.
I dated all the hot and slightly emotionally unavailable men in Manhattan so you dont have to!
Theres a lot more to this particular tale and it was the beginning of my dating awakening.
I invite you to read thein-depth tale hereand what I learned about modern romance.