Flirting is like this impossible math equation youve started to think youll never figure out.
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Updated 8 years ago,September 28, 2017
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You frequently change your mind about how you feel being single.
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It took a while for you to appreciate the freedom that comes along with it.
Youve become this strong, independent woman and you dont need anyone else.
Especially seeing how miserable relationships around you’re able to be.
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Youre completely lost when it comes to flirting.
When a guy tells you how beautiful you are, you immediately contemplate his motives.
Flirting is like this impossible math equation youve started to think youll never figure out.
Being the third wheel is without a doubt your favorite thing and youre quite content with it.
You know you cant be a hermit all the time, so you tag along with your favorite couple.
Before you know it, youre a master third wheeler.
Text message conversations give you extreme anxiety because youre constantly trying to figure out what he means.
You analyze the shit out of your grammar and punctuation even though it doesnt matter.
We wont even talk about emoji decisions.
You notice that your friends are starting to give up on the thought of you dating someone.
You instantly decline any and all dates.
Nope, not happening.
Hes probably an asshole who will cheat anyway.
Youre steadily rolling your eyes at anything love related.
Scrolling through social media is no longer a habit because of how exasperating its become.
Everyones getting married or pregnant, which is gross and you dont have time for that.
Checking your horoscope is a daily ritual.
Youre beginning to think the stars may be guilty for your singleness.
Pisces- ignoring your own happiness because youre too busy worrying about the happiness of others.
Scorpio- youre too pessimistic about relationships.
Libra- you dont think you deserve love.
Etc., etc., etc.
You discover yourself, which is tremendously rewarding.
Some things need to be done alone.
Now that youve finally found who you are, you understand that you dont need anyone else.
But… perhaps, you want someone else.
