All the best foods include cheese – pizza, nachos, mozzarella sticks.
Theres nothing better than a whole lot of cheese.
Except for jokes about cheese!
Is it brie youre looking for?
Im mature for my age.
You make me melt.
I dis a brie.
You gouda brie kidding!
Gotta take the gouda with the bad.
His pick-up line was too cheesy.
Hilarious Cheese Puns
Life is pointless without food and jokes!
Oh queso…
Nacho Man.
I think you and I would look gouda together.
To brie or not to brie.
Id like to talk to you about Cheesus.
It was up to no gouda.
Its a hole business strategy.
Make America grate again.
Someone always cuts the cheese.
The feta business bureau.
It was only mild.
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Have a gouda day!
It was too gouda to be true.
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
He had grater plans.
Absence makes the heart grow fondue.
Cause youre lookin sharp!
That everyone around them is crackers.
They get kinda blue.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Who am I to diss a brie?
I cheddar the world, and the feta cheese.
Everybodys looking for stilton.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it brie.
The whole town was covered in de brie!
This might sound cheesy, but I think youre really grate.
Im falling to pizzas!
It got a permasan.
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
To havarti and to hold.
He was tired of the daily rind.
All thats left is da brie.
Cheese Puns For Your Friends
Never underestimate the power of a good joke!
Here are a few for you to enjoy:
Feta wap.
You cheddar few pounds.
His wife gave him a restraining order.
A curd of prey.
Ricotta get through this.
Whatever you say, hell say he is feta.
The cook said we dont serve your rind here.
Youre cheddar off without him!
