God gave us a sense of humor and the ability to be goofy.
Here are some of the best Christian pick up lines that will leave you saying “holy moly!”
Christian Pick Up Lines Related To Stories From The Bible
For you I would slay two Goliaths.
Priscilla Du Preez
You float my ark.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.
I put the stud in bible study.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Id part the Red Sea for you.
Hey girl, your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
Its obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
If we were around with Noah … then you, me … pair!
Baby, youre just like water …
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Let me sell you an indulgence because its a sin to look as good as you do.
Did you say your name was Esther?
Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
You really are a fisher of men.
And baby, you just reeled me in.
I know Moses parted the Red Sea, but baby aint nothing parting you and I.
If you got any hotter, God would have to send another flood.
Christian Pick Up Lines About The Bible and Scripture
As Christians, shouldnt we honor all Scripture?
Lets start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.
You must be a Bible verse because I cant stop memorizing you.
Im a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and youre a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Song of Songs: the remix.
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized…
I dont have yours!
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Christian Pick Up Lines About Angels and Spirits
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Are you an angel?
Because Im allergic to feathers.
- fake sneeze *
We talk a lot about being spirit-led.
Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
I didnt know angels flew this low.
Is your name Grace?
Because you are amazing.
Is your name Faith?
Cause youre the substance of things Ive hoped for.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Call me if you need prayer.
Whats your name and number so I can add you to my prayer list?
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God.
Ive prayed … and here you are.
I just want you to know, Im praying for you… No, Im prayingforyou.
You and me, were like loaves and fishes.
We just might be a miracle together.
Ill be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands.
Can I do the same?
I feel like Gods telling me that you should go on a date with me.
How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you Ive converted to divine revelation.
I didnt believe in predestination until I met you tonight.
You make me want to be a better Christian.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already has.
Dont mind me, Im just admiring how the good Lord has blessed you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Semi-Dirty Christian Pickup Lines
I just dont feel called to celibacy.
Do you need prayer?
Because Im certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Would you touch me?
So I can tell my friends Ive been touched by an angel.
Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply.
What do you say?
Hey girl, you must be Egyptian because Im a slave for you.
I cant wait to see your body of Christ.
When you gonna ask me to church?
Is your daddy a Pastor?
Cause that body is preachhhing to the choir.
I have a snake and he wants to input your garden.
They Call Me God Of Thunder…Im going to hammer you Dry!
You are the whole reason God invented boners.
If kissing you were sin, I would walk happily through hell.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Im usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
Look, youre nearly 22.
Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.
I just have this feeling that God put us both on the same mission trip for a reason.
You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.
Is your name virtue?
Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.
Do you want to be accountability partners?
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs.
It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.
You… complete me.
That is, after Jesus completes me.
Youre like the gluten in my communion bread.
You know what the temple veil and I have in common?
Let me check out your tag yep, just what I thought.
