No one would ever guess you have social anxiety.
People with social anxiety never utter a peep, right?
So, your 15-minute story definitely eliminates any possibility for you to be anxious.
Tanja Heffner
HAH, you wish!
The Thing That Gives You Life Is Simultaneously The Thing That Makes You Feel Like Youre Dying
PEOPLE.
People are how you get your energy.
They give you life.
You love being around them.
You literally feel like you might keel over and die at any second.
Tanja Heffner
It is killing you to be around them, but without them you do not even feel alive.
In the words of One Republic everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
The theme song to your life.
You Want To Contribute To Conversations, But Sometimes You Hate Yourself After You Say Something.
Talking feels so right in the moment, and so wrong afterwards.
Youre Great At Making Plans, But Not-So-Great At Keeping Them.
The thought of hanging with your homies brings a smile to your face.
Why did I ever think agreeing to go out was a good idea?
You Overanalyze Everything In Social Situations.
Was that a purely platonic blushing emoji, or are they flirting?
What does it mean?
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
Youre Constantly Fighting With Yourself Inside Your Head.
There is constant feuding dialogue inside your brain.
It really feels like good cop bad cop with one on each shoulder.
Except you dont know whos who.
Which one is right?
Is there a right?
Are they both right?
You Really Want To Be Spontaneous, But Cant Even Think About Deviating From Your Routine.
But someone just asked you to go see a movie that doesnt end until 11:15.
You Overcompensate How Nervous You Are By Talking Too Much.
No one would ever guess you have social anxiety.
People with social anxiety never utter a peep, right?
And if they do its a soft-spoken sentence or two, correct?
So, your 15-minute story definitely eliminates any possibility for you to be anxious.
HAH, you wish!
More like the result of not being able to contain the disorganized mess that is your racing thoughts.
Sometimes Youre Not Sure Whether Youre Excited Or Having An Anxiety Attack.
You dont really know if youre super psyched about your date or if youre actually going into cardiac arrest.
Do you think my date would mind skipping dinner and going to the ER instead?
You know… just to be safe.
You Overcommit To EVERYTHING.
And It Stresses You Out.
If I just cut out sleeping and breathing I should have just enough time to fit this all in.
Ambition feels great until you are on the verge of total spontaneous combustion.
Wait, did someone just say book club?
Well, I cant say no to that!
Who needs sanity anyways?
