I mean, really, who doesn’t like a good space pun?
It can also put a smile on their faces, too!
I mean really, who doesnt like a good space pun?
Alexander Andrews
What do planets like to read?Comet books!
Why did the cow go in the spaceship?It wanted to see the mooooooon.
Why would a cow want to go to space?To see the Milky Way.
What do you call someone whos NOT a vegetarian?A meteor.
Which is closer, Florida or the moon?The moon.
You cant see Florida from here.
Which stars wear glasses?Movie stars.
If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?Missle-toe.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?To find Pluto.
What kind of money is used for trade-in outer space?Star bucks.
What did Jupiter say to Saturn?
I like you, give me a ring sometime.
How do you start a fight in space?Comet me bro.
Why did Venus dump Mars?She only wanted a pluto-nic relationship.
What was the first animal in space?The cow that jumped over the moon.
What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket?A space sheep!
What do you call the lights on a lunar rover?Moonbeams.
Where can planets update their status?Their Spacebook account.
Where do planets download their music from?Nep-tunes.
Whats a light-year?The same as a regular year, but with fewer calories.
Space Jokes About the Sun and the Moon
What do you call a tick on the moon?
How do you know when the moon is going broke?When its down to its last quarter.
Why did the Sun never got into college?Because it already has quite a million degrees!
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon?Eclipse it.
Why did the sun go to school?To get brighter.
Why did people not like the restaurant on the moon?
Because there was no atmosphere.
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?When its full.
How does our solar system hold its pants up?With an asteroid belt.
How do astronauts plan a party?They planet it.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?At a parking meteor!
Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?Because she needed some space.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?SpaceX.
What do you call a loony spaceman?An astronut.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?A Mars bar.
What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?Time to get your booster shot!
Why couldnt the astronaut focus?He kept spacing out.
What time do astronauts eat?At launch time!
Space Jokes About Aliens and UFOs
Where do aliens go for a drink?The space bar.
Why dont aliens eat clowns?Because they taste funny!
What did the alien say to the garden?Take me to your weeder!
Why havent aliens come to our solar system yet?They read the reviews: One star.
What is the slowest of all species in the galaxy?Snailiens.
What do aliens on the metric system say?Take me to your liter.
What should you do if you see a green alien?Wait until its ripe!
What did the alien say when he was out of the room?Im all spaced out!
short for?He has little legs.
Turns out they eat radio-active materials.
I ask it what its favorite meal was.
It told me: fission chips.
There are also some witty space-related picky-up lines in here, too!
You rock my world.
Im over the moon for you!
I love you to the moon and back.
Are you a meteor?
Because you rock my world.
I sent all your selfies to NASA because youre a star.
I took Astronomy to count all the stars in your eyes.
Youre hotter than Venus.
You must be the Sun because you are hot!
Because youll always be first to me.
You must be a planet and I must be a moon because I totally revolve around you.
Are you an alien?
Because youre out of this world.
Are you a carbon sample?
Because I want to date you.
You must be the sun because youre the center of my universe.
You deserve a ring the size of Saturns.
Im reading a book about anti-gravity… its impossible to put down.
Youre out of this world!
Youve abducted my heart.
Youre my whole universe.
Other Space Puns And Jokes
Sa-TURN down for what?
The scientists new paper about alien life forms didnt get published.
It was too far out.
Get outer my space!
I took a rocket science course last year.
It was a blast.
Saturns name is the best in our solar system it has a nice ring to it.
I need more space.
I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon, Neil before me.
Space was cool before it mattered.
There is apparently a black hole in Uranus.
I am craving sugar, I need a Milky Way.
Orions Belt is a big waist of space.
Terrible pun sorry, it is only 3 stars.
There are so many possibilities, I dont have the Space or the Time to Continuum.
Space puns are the final fun-tier.
Its just a phase, mom.
I would love to go to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Last night I sat outside to watch a satellite pass by.
It went over my head.
I have hit the space bar 37 times in a row now but I still remain on earth.
Being an astronaut is probably the only profession where you dont lose your job after being fired.
Ill attempt to think of more Space Puns, but Ill need some time toplanet!
Brb, Neptune-ing you out.
Despite space being a vacuum, Mars is really dusty.
Its not that Sirius.
In the middle of the night, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see, Holmes says, shivering.
I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes, replies Watson.
And what do you deduce from that?
Watson ponders for a minute.
Well, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
And assuming the Earth is typical, some may have developed intelligent life.
It means that humanity, may not be alone in this vast cosmos.
What did you deduce Holmes?
Holmes is silent for a moment before he replies.
Quite, he says.
Though my more immediate concern is the fact that, clearly, someone has stolen our tent.
There were 3 people, and they were all bragging about their country.
The first person says, We were the first in space!
And the second responds, Well, we were first on the moon!
So the third person says, Well, thats nothing.
Me and my crew are going to the sun!
How are you going to do that?
said the other two.
We are going to go at night!
Which space pun or joke was your favorite?
