Fuckboys are evolving, but women are keeping up.

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Updated 8 years ago,August 23, 2017

Fuckboys areevolving, guys.

No longer do they hit you with the infamous U up?

woman texting a fuckboy who asked for nudes via poetry

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(Well, they sometimes do, but still.)

No, now theyre full of new ideas that are both witty and yet still somehow infuriating.

Like this guy, who decided to use an almost Shakespearian rhyme to get into this girls pants.

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But really, Im just here for her reply.

LOL, if only I were that witty.

And there you have it, folks true poetry.

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