At least Im a cute bitch.
I have that going for me.
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Updated 8 years ago,June 2, 2017
Oh, you think Im cute?
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I really appreciate that.
No one has ever told me Im cute before.
Usually guys are pretty drunk and come up to me.
But no one has ever told me Im cute!
You are so dreamy.
We should hang out some time!
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Are you doing anything tomorrow?
Where are you going?
Did you want my number?
Oh, you think Im cute?
Thank you, I know.
How do I know?
Well, I mean, Im 24-years-old.
I own a mirror.
And also, theres the fact that I go out pretty frequently and interact with other humans.
Usually they are pretty drunk, but that gives a lot of people a false sense of confidence.
So yeah, Ive been told Im cute before.
Oh you think Im a bitch, and you didnt want my number anyway?
Is that why you came over here?
Just to tell me how much you DIDNT want to talk to me?
Well, whatever at least Im a cute bitch.
I have that going for me.
Oh, you like girls who are more of a challenge?
Oh, you dont want to get to know me?
Well, Im looking for a bit more longevity.
But, I hope insulting someone and then hitting on them works out well for you one day.
Did she say why she dumped you?
Oh, she was just a filthy, lying whore?
Im really sorry you are going through that.
Hey, Ill tell you what.
But only because I bond super well with other broken souls, and you seem to fit the mold.
Oh, you arent looking for anything serious?
Then may I ask, why are you even coming up to me?
Oh, you think Im cute and I look like a cool person to talk to?
I really appreciate that.
Most people notice my looks way before they realize that Im actually a really cool person.
Its great how quickly you were able to pick up on that.
I think its important to establish some ground rules in the beginning.
I, too, am not looking for anything serious.
In fact, Im not really looking at all.
I at least pretend that maybe I will still show interest in them after we spend the night together.
I mean, at least for a week or so.
Then I shoot them the whole, Im not looking for anything serious text.
But hey, Im down to have some drinks and some good conversation.
And no, you dont have to buy the drinks for me, just put them on my tab.
I just look like a cool person to talk to, right?
So lets talk and then Ill watch you walk away disappointed.
But Im sure youll find some other girl to go up to once were done here.
I wouldnt start with that opener though.
I would just tell her you think shes cute or something.
