I also will stop trying to assess if people on Instagram are fake smiling or genuine smiling.
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Updated 7 years ago,January 2, 2018
Im not big on resolutions.
A cute raccoon in a shiny dress.
@NickBulanovv
But still, definitely a raccoon.
I will still struggle to understand what a budget is and how to implement it.
Im not intending this to be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I know that real change takes years.
And its not something that happens just because I made a resolution.
But Im not a total grinch.
@NickBulanovv
I can get behind the introspection resolutions require.
And damn, a bitch been in an introspective mood!!!
So here are some realistic resolutions Im trying for in 2018.
1.I will go to sleep before texting an ex back.
I can address the situation in the morning after a solid 8 hours of sleep.
Plus, its lowkey a power move.
2.Ill eat one vegetable a day.
Three if Im feeling spicy.
4.I also will stop trying to assess if people on Instagram are fake smiling or genuine smiling.
Like, who the fuck do I think I am?
Go home, ME.
5.I will tell the people I admire how much I admire them.
And I wont wait for arbitrary holidays or dates to do so.
Ill just do it when I feel like it.
Because we all need to know when were appreciated, ya dig?
6.Im going to see a therapist.
Even if I felt sexier at 18.
IM NOT 18 AND I NEVER WILL BE, I MUST ACCEPT THIS.
10.Ill build my savings back up.
Whatever I can, I GUESS.
11.Ill stop offering to buy groups of people drinks at bars.
12.I will be open to travel even though I pretty much hate traveling.
13.Ill be grateful for what I have.
And remind myself that when I feel like life is a piece of shit.
14.Ill kiss him as often as I can.
15.Ill say I love you to anyone I love as often as I can.
16.Ill volunteer with causes I believe in.
17.Ill stop assuming everything is going to fall apart.
Ill wait until it actually does.
