I hope someone out there finds me worthy.
Im a total risk-taker.
https://giphy.com/gifs/fox-the-mindy-project-lahiri-Cl2B1OXqwAD04
2.
Sophia Sinclair
Im not afraid to switch things up.
I have an addiction to dying my hair.
It is always changing, and often between bright, abnormal colors.
Itll be like dating someone new every month.
If it looks like a murder took place in your bath tub, dont worry.
It was just me, dying my hair red again.
https://giphy.com/gifs/gone-girl-chrispratt-im-so-tired-PFharpdNvaPZK
3.
My quirks are pretty cute.
When I sneeze, I have this involuntary reflex of kicking my leg up in the air.
I have actually kneed myself in the face on more than one occasion.
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4.
I really know how to heat things up.
I might not be able to keep you full, but Darling, I will definitely keep you warm.
https://giphy.com/gifs/90s-will-smith-11YUb6JbZ0iJWM
5.
I will never be too clingy.
https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-supernatural-dean-elwBkG1PvTenu
6.
I can provide shelter.
https://giphy.com/gifs/community-season-2-abed-nadir-51v5px8q7foTm
7.
I am nothing but loyal.
I hate people, so I will never cheat on you.
https://giphy.com/gifs/E90GssJoIqMRW
8.
If you hadnt noticed, I have a way with words.
https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-mrw-adderall-o1sHpyku3WDrW
9.
I will never fall asleep on you.
I dont really sleep.
My hours of binge-watchingSupernaturalwill finally pay off.
Dont worry, me and theWinchestersgot you covered.
https://giphy.com/gifs/supernatural-dean-yes-7j3UoXzbjvaIo
10.
Im a sight for sore eyes.
I am usually too tired to clean the makeup off of my eyes before bed.
This usually results in me waking up with eyeliner and mascara smeared unceremoniously all over my forehead and cheekbones.
I often resemble Linda Blairs character fromThe Exorcist.
If you have a horror fetish, look no further.
But dont worry, the only thing I have any interest in taking possession of is your heart.
https://giphy.com/gifs/movie-exorcism-emily-rose-12hZDnJo7D6sMg
11.
I can keep you safe.
I will protect you from the wild things.
Dont worry babe, Ill protect you.
https://giphy.com/gifs/would-capsule-ph6ewybUlGbW8
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13.
Im like, totally desperate.
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