Beer, complaining, food trucks is my versions of live, laugh, love.
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Updated 6 years ago,June 28, 2019
Bio:Shes okay.
Most of my friends(Disclaimer: This is my actual bio on some dating apps.
Mikaela Shannon
I want you to know I hate myself, but like, in a fun way!
Bio:Shorter in person, definitely more interested in your dog.
Analysis:This just honest.
Bio:Writer, producer, editor, always cold.
Analysis:Again, this is very honest.
And unfortunately theyre never questions about the always cold part, which is what I would rather discuss.
Bio:Definitely here for the wrong reasons.
Analysis:True story: I have only watched exactly one season ofThe Bachelorand I thought it was boring.
Bio:The only superlative I ever won in school was Most Likely To Be Tardy.
Analysis:Not true.
I won Most Likely To Be Famous and that journey is not going well.
Bio:Dont Google me.
Bio:Beer, complaining, food trucks is my versions of live, laugh, love.
Analysis:Which sounds like an ideal date, right?
But then you come to realize that I am someone who actively says they love complaining.
And then I start to sound like Im trying too hard to be a cool girl.
But I do like food trucks.
Bio:Im honestly just here hoping to find a plus one for a wedding.
Can you say its cool without making an Only if you undress me later joke?
Analysis:Im actually serious about this.
Need someone to be Bojack Horseman for a gr8 couples costume.
Bio:Bad at eye contact, good at snark.
I didnt think it was that bad, but I guess Im bad at looking people in the eyes.
Ill bring it up with my therapist one of these days.
Bio:Im funnier than you.
Analysis:And far more humble, too.
Analysis:SEE VERY GOOD AT SNARK.
Bio:Im so sorry.
Analysis:(Im definitely not as sorry as I should be.)
