The acquaintance who only likes me when I’m drunk.
What, it’s possible for you to’t even wave?
Yeah, I probably wont have sex with you.
Drew Wilson
I hate pickup trucks.
Guess what, pal?
You wouldnt want to see me dance, anyway.
Instagram / Drew Wilson
Chances arent looking great for you.
The Tinder guy who messaged me saying, Thick thighs save lives.
My friends were very mad at me, and now Im mad at you.
The acquaintance who only likes me when Im drunk.
What, you cant even wave?
Get your beer breath away from me.
The friend who gets a littletoofriendly when were left alone.
Whatever happened to bro-ing out?
Did you forget I just destroyed you in Super Smash Bros?
Ill take a rain check.
The guy I just met at the party whos obsessed with my hair.
Seriously, why are you obsessed with my hair?
like stop running you fingers through it.
Who are you again?
The stranger who just got done hitting on my friend.
Im sorry my friend wasnt interested in you.
Find a new friend group to terrorize.
The guy who catcalled me while I was walking in the city.
Sorry, busy schedule today.
I apologize in advance.
Have a good day.
